Inner Voice: All Heroines Hear My Inner Voice-Chapter 607: Slapping Hose

"Sorry to bother you all with our arrival. I’m Yasuo Hazuki, a second year student from Toshobu High School."

The boy who seemed kind and warm on the surface was none other than the person they had just been talking about. He was Pansy’s junior high school friend, Hose!

As for the two beautiful girls following him?

"I’m Momo Sakuraba, I’m the student council president of Toshobu High School. Greetings."

She was a girl with pink hair styled into two circles on either side of her head and pink eyes.

Her breasts were large.

"I’m Runa Kusami."

She was a short girl with short light blue hair that had one long braid on the right side, light blue eyes, an expressionless face and she spoke simply.

Her breasts were also large.

[Host, is that how to describe people’s appearance?]

’To a cultured man, yes.’

Miss System fell silent.

Eiji looked at the two girls rather than Hose who was now looking at his woman happily.

He wasn’t worried because he knew Pansy was disgusted. The proof was her unhappy expression when she saw Hose and the two girls who were following him.

The three of them were her junior high school friends who had a toxic relationship with her so she disappeared from them after graduating junior high school in the past.

Now they met again after two years had passed.

Instead of having a touching reunion, the atmosphere was awkward except for Hose who was overconfident.

"Pansy, you really are in this school. I’ve been looking for you for a long time, I don’t know why you ran away two days ago. Are you embarrassed?"

"..." Everyone but three people took their positions to watch the miserable love drama.

Eiji even took out a bowl of popcorn and shared it with Yui and Megumi beside him.

No one asked where he got the popcorn from.

Before Pansy could answer, the club room owner spoke coldly.

"Isn’t it rather rude to directly talk to Pansy while ignoring our presence?"

It was Yukino.

"As a student from another school, you should also say in advance what your purpose is for coming to the service club properly, Hazuki-san."

[Good throw, Yukino! You’re really my wife!]

Hmph! Eiji, shut up. I’m doing this for the sake of disgusting the people that my sister Pansy doesn’t like.

Yukino put on a very cold expression like her past self. No, now it was even colder because with her power, she was able to lower the temperature in the room.

The three people standing near the entrance of the club felt a little cold. Even so, Hose looked at Yukino with admiration and thought there was a girl as beautiful as Pansy in this school? Not only her, there were also two other girls!

He maintained his charming smile and hurriedly said, "Ah, sorry! I was too excited because I finally met my junior high school best friend, Pansy. Actually, we came here just to meet her again."

"Hose-kun’s right, we didn’t mean to be rude. Pansy, can you convince your friends? It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, I’m sure you want to talk to us too, right?"

"Pansy, please say something."

Sakuraba and Runa came to Hose’s defense. One was the student council president and the other was the boy’s childhood friend.

They looked at Pansy who looked indifferent with pleading gazes.

[Are these two girls stupid? Ah yes, although they are quite pretty, they are the perfect example of how stupid girls are in romcom anime.]

[They like someone because of that person’s kindness and gentleness on the surface. If it were just that, it would be natural. But the problem was that they were too humble. They knew the boy was in love with Pansy but after learning this, they chose to hide their feelings from him and continue to be with him as best friends.]

[They were sycophants who put Hose’s happiness as their top priority because they loved him. In junior high school, they repeatedly tried to get Pansy and Hose together which made Pansy fed up and ran away after graduation.]

As expected of Eiji. You know that too?

Pansy clapped her hands in her heart and yes, that’s why she disliked the arrival of her three junior high school friends.

And hearing what Sakuraba and Runa, or commonly called by the nicknames Cherry and Tsukimi, had to say. She was very disappointed that the two were still blind, right?

[However, they were too focused on Hose that they never wondered if Pansy liked that boy.]

[Girls in romcom anime are often too unreasonable. They also easily like and hate people for various abnormal reasons that Japanese authors think.]

The heroines:

Not a few of them are girls from romcom anime. Recalling their original works where they fell in love with the protagonist for various strange reasons.

For example Pansy, she herself fell in love with Joro just because she saw him waiting for his best friend while standing under the hot sun even though he could have waited in the shade.

Then there’s Cosmos, she remembers that she fell in love with Taiyo because she saw him crying while banging his head against the wall.

They blushed because they were a little embarrassed to admit what Eiji said was true. They wanted to deny what the boy said but since he said it in his inner voice, what could they do?

They could only blame their respective authors!

As an author, can you write something that makes sense?

Not only do you make the protagonist look mediocre but pretty girls like them fall in love with him.

You also make most protagonists too dense, cowardly, weak and indecisive in their choices.

If the author makes the protagonist as handsome as Eiji and makes them fall in love just because of his looks and power, it sounds more reasonable so that they don’t have to be embarrassed like now.

"I don’t really want to talk to you guys, especially you Hazuki-san. Stop looking at me as if I belong to you, you disgust me and I’m worried that my boyfriend will misunderstand."

Pansy attacked straightforwardly! Perhaps due to being influenced by her boyfriend, her tongue became sharper than the original work and did not hesitate to say her true feelings.

Eiji was elated so he motioned for Megumi and Yuigahama to feed him.

"..." Megumi.

"..." Yuigahama.

Seeing Eiji open his mouth towards them in turn, they had no choice but to feed him with their hands.

This boy was shameless as always.

Hachiman looked at Eiji enviously but more than that, he was also excited to see Hose’s ugly expression when he heard what Pansy said.

{Riajuu, explode! Hahaha!}

Protagonist Hachiman laughed out loud in his heart from seeing the suffering of a Riajuu.

Many heroines fell silent.

"Wh-What? Pansy, what are you saying? I must have heard wrong. There’s no way you would say such cruel words to your good friends."

Hose was dumbfounded but he didn’t want to believe what Pansy said. After all, the Pansy he knew always spoke softly and politely.

He also didn’t believe the girl had a boyfriend because there was no way, no man worthy of her other than him.

Instead of calling him "Hose-kun", she even called him by his last name so politely.

Hose also has the same mental illness as the protagonists. He has trouble believing in a reality that doesn’t match his desires. Because of this, he makes up his own stories.

"Pansy, don’t joke around, okay? Hose-kun came all the way here just for you. After you graduated from junior high school and disappeared without a word for two years, we looked everywhere for you too."

"Pansy, don’t say that. You’ll make Hose sad."

Sakuraba and Runa frowned, they were sure they hadn’t heard wrong and didn’t understand why Pansy would lie like that.

They also couldn’t believe it because when they were in junior high school, Pansy and the three of them had a good relationship.

With their help, especially Hose. They managed to protect her from people who were attracted to her looks. Didn’t it make sense that Pansy liked Hose?

So there was no way she could have a boyfriend other than the boy they loved!

"Huh..." Pansy sighed and looked at the two girls with a coldness that made them flinch. "People change after two years and I’m no exception. I never liked Hose and only thought of him as a friend in junior high school. Now I have a boyfriend. Cherry, Tsukimi, stop pushing me towards the boy you guys like. Otherwise, I’ll really hate you guys."

"!!!"

Hearing what Pansy coldly said including their secret being cruelly exposed, Sakuraba and Runa’s faces paled.

They hadn’t expected Pansy to actually change and slap them with her words.

They now realized that Pansy had never liked Hose? Did that mean Pansy was running away from them because of what they had done?

Thinking of the past where Pansy often looked uncomfortable when they pushed her on Hose. Sakuraba and Runa felt guilty, their hearts tight at the thought of hurting their best friend’s feelings.

What Hose said that it was impossible for them to like him didn’t help either, it made them sad.

They simply didn’t notice the unusually grim expression on the boy they loved’s face.

Hose was angry at the moment but he tried to maintain his good guy mask and calmly said, "Pansy, how can you talk like that to Cherry and Tsukimi? You also misunderstood. They like me? That’s impossible. Cherry and Tsukimi only think of me as their best friend. Is it because of this misunderstanding that you’re pretending to have a boyfriend?"

{This boy... He seems to be playing dumb and avoiding saying how he feels about the two girls.}

[Hachiman, have you also noticed? As expected of someone who is used to observing his classmates’ emotions all day long.]

{The two girls obviously like him but he thinks they only think of him as a friend? What nonsense! This boy is a bastard whose level is lower than Eiji! He wants to create a harem but won’t admit his feelings for the girls honestly and just wants to hang them like fruits on a tree!}

[Amazing, Hachiman. Your skill in seeing through someone’s true self is amazing. But why did my name appear in your words? Hey you misunderstood me.]

The heroines:

Misunderstood? No, Eiji. I think what Hachiman said was right on target.

Still, you two seem to be getting along. Are you guys really friends?

"How stupid." Yukino said with disgust on her beautiful face. That made Pansy have to wait her turn to slap Hose.

"Huh? Girl, who are you? Why are you saying that while looking at me?" Hose pretended to be confused but was actually annoyed in his heart. Even so, he was also curious about the cold beautiful girl’s name.

Yukino narrowed her eyes and said in a disdainful tone. "Who am I? I don’t want you to know because I’m worried that you’ll chase after me like you did Pansy. Besides, I already have a boyfriend."

Hose’s expression became ugly. He became even more upset when he heard Yukino already had a boyfriend.

He wondered who her boyfriend was?

He was jealous of that boy.

By the way, who was that super handsome blond boy who was being fed popcorn by two beautiful girls?!

Damn, even he had never done anything like that with Cherry and Tsukimi.

His good guy mask almost sagged just from being jealous of Eiji.

[Yukino, it’s time. Use the full force of your famous sharp tongue in the original work!]

Eiji... You said that about your own fiancé?

Do you want to taste it too?

Yukino’s lips twitched but of course, she didn’t mind doing it.

"And that’s you, you disgusting boy. You pretend to be oblivious to the feelings of the two girls beside you and let them stay with you while you chase after Pansy. I can’t believe you treat them as friends, you just treat them as your property but you refuse to take responsibility."

"I’m glad Pansy dislikes you and is even disgusted that she seems to have figured out your true personality. Hazuki-san, I must be the first person who dared to say this directly to you in front of those girls, right?"

"What? Are you angry and trying hard to maintain your good guy mask? You should feel ashamed."

!!!

Yuigahama covered her mouth with her hand, Megumi didn’t change her expression but she was surprised and amazed by Yukino’s sharp words.

Pansy also felt the same way.

As for Eiji and Hachiman?

[Bruh... That’s my wife! Yukino, I hereby give you the title of Double Swordsman and your skill in verbally tearing people apart is called Starburst Stream!]

{Hiss! Absolutely crazy! What boy could withstand such sharp words from Yukino? That boy is dead!}

Yukino wasn’t happy or sad when she heard what Eiji said. She was just confused and wondered if Eiji had been playing games in the past few days?

As for Hachiman, that’s too much, right? How could anyone die just because of her words?

Still, she was satisfied to see Hose’s mask broken so he showed anger and panic on his face.

...

"N-Nonsense! That’s not true! You, you’re slandering me! I never pretended not to know how Cherry and Tsukimi felt, and I..."

Feeling the gazes of everyone including Cherry and Tsukimi, Hose shouted frantically. He bit his lip and tried not to stammer before glancing back and forth at the two girls beside him.

"There’s no way I’m playing with you two’s feelings. Cherry, Tsukimi, don’t misunderstand me just because of what she said, okay?"

The two girls in question smiled wryly and shook their heads.

"Don’t worry, Hose-kun. I... I know you’re not that kind of person."

"Hose, I’m your childhood friend, I know you well. You’re a kind and gentle person... There’s no way you’d do something bad like play with our feelings."

Hose was relieved when he heard this. In his heart, he laughed and tried not to show an arrogant expression when looking at Yukino again.

Yukino and the other girls frowned. They wondered if the two girls were stupid or pretending to be stupid?

"Tsk!" Hachiman clicked his tongue. He was not happy that a flaming bastard like Hose had two beautiful girls who loved him so much that they were stupid.

At this moment—

There was the sound of repeated applause.

Everyone’s gaze turned to a handsome blond boy, he was like an out-of-place prince in the Service club.

It was Eiji of course.

Perhaps because they were too focused on Hose to the exclusion of the other boys, Sakuraba and Runa didn’t notice Eiji’s presence and when they looked up at his face, they couldn’t help but blush.

Hose saw the two girls’ reactions and feeling green, he naturally looked at Eiji with displeasure.

The boy’s looks and charm surpassed his own, and thought he might be in the same club as Pansy. Hose hated Eiji and antagonized him just like he did the protagonist Joro.

"Boy, you said you didn’t play with the girls’ feelings, right? And girls, you trust this boy a lot, right?"

"To prevent this misunderstanding from happening again in the future. How about Hose boy tells us what his answer would be if his two best friends confessed to him?"

Sakuraba and Runa froze when they heard what Eiji said.

{Eiji, you’re a genius! You found a loophole in Hose’s argument and wanted him to dig a hole for himself, right?! If he rejects Cherry and Tsukimi’s confession... those two girls will also stop deceiving themselves!}

[Hachiman, you’re right but don’t say that. I’m showing off right now!]

Eiji complained in his heart.

Yukino, Pansy and the other girls in the room fell silent.

Still, they were excited and immediately glanced at Hose.

Hose’s expression became ugly but he forced a smile and said, "Why should I answer your question? Cherry and Tsukimi didn’t even confess to me. They only like me as friends, there’s no way they love me."

"Are you stupid or deaf? Didn’t I tell you the reason earlier? As for no way? Don’t look down on yourself Hose boy... Don’t act like a romcom protagonist. Of course, you can refuse if you don’t want to dispel Pansy’s doubts that your two best friends love you and you want to have a Harem."

Eiji deliberately said the last part because he knew that just like Joro, Hose also liked to pretend to be a romcom protagonist.

Both of them wanted a harem.

However, Hose was more skilled than Joro.

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Even so, Eiji knew he just needed to push the boy harder verbally. People like Hose were very vulnerable if their secrets were exposed.

He could only handle it if he had a sufficient level of pretending skills but alas...

"I don’t understand what you’re saying. W-Who would want a Harem? Such a thing is impossible in the real world... And I’m sure Pansy doesn’t care about this."

Hose stammered again and he cursed himself for not being able to think of a good answer.

He also hated Eiji even more because he almost blocked all of his exits with just his words!

"Hose-kun..."

"Hose..."

Sakuraba and Runa looked at the boy they loved with doubt. They wondered if he really wanted the Harem?

If he really pretended not to know their true feelings all this time...

Then it made sense.

He kept pretending not to know so that he wouldn’t have to be honest about his desires.

Yukino, Pansy and the other girls looked at Eiji with admiration.

Hachiman gave a thumbs up.

"That’s interesting. I also want to hear Hazuki-san’s answer if Cherry and Tsukimi confess to him."

Pansy entered the battlefield and added fuel to the fire.

[My wife, Pansy. Good job!]

You call all the women in your harem wives even though you haven’t married them yet, right?

Pansy was numb.

Hearing what Pansy said, Hose clenched his fist. His mask shook so that his extremely uncomfortable expression was clearly visible.

Still, he frowned and was curious about something.

"Wait a minute Pansy. You said you don’t like me, right? So you shouldn’t care about this but why is it that when this boy asks, you support him to bully me?"

He had a bad feeling.

Pansy who had been wearing a cold expression even smiled when looking at the blond boy.

Pansy walked towards Eiji’s position and under everyone’s gaze, she hugged one of his arms and pecked his lips shamelessly.

She turned to Hose and her two friends who looked very shocked.

"Oh I haven’t told you guys that this is Eiji Seiya, he’s my boyfriend. I love him very much and we’re planning to get married after high school."

"H-How is that possible?!!!"

Hose shouted with anger and jealousy, especially when he saw Pansy kissing Eiji in front of him.

His head green and his heart aching, he couldn’t maintain his mask to cover his true face and considering he didn’t want to answer Eiji’s question earlier...

He reluctantly seized this opportunity to quickly turn around and run out of the room.

"Hose-kun!"

"Hose!"

Sakuraba and Runa hurriedly lowered their heads as if saying goodbye and chased after the boy they loved.

Seeing the two girls still deluding themselves, Eiji shook his head and didn’t care.

He was sure Hose would come back again to find trouble with him later. After all, Hose in the original work also did not give up after finding out Pansy liked the protagonist Joro.

At that time, he would have slapped him harder.

...

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