I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 356: Already Starting to Feel Uncomfortable

Chapter 356: Chapter 356: Already Starting to Feel Uncomfortable

Two people as spies, not one leading their own team to the top, it’d be better to just return to their own teams and work hard for performance. — From Work Hard to Achieve Team Goals · Mu Qiu.

After Mu Qiu said that, she immediately ran to the farthest side to avoid Shu Ran, while Guan Yu stood there laughing and slapping her thigh.

"Makes sense! The biggest failures here are the two spies hahaha!"

Cheng Zhirang sighed, who would have thought the three of them would be so united, even working seamlessly together when stealing from others.

The others had varying expressions: Shu Ran looked constipated and gloomy, Fu Ran and Shi Yuhuai wrinkled their brows but felt nothing, while Tang Zi had a fake smile, still somewhat bothered.

After they finished discussing, the director waved to the engineer, and the big screen continued with the announcements.

"Group ’Absolutely Loves Roasted Garlic’: Cheng Zhirang, Shi Yuhuai, Li Yang. A total of 20 skewers of food obtained, plus Shi Yuhuai’s reward for being last round’s strongest contender, with the most expensive three skewers obtained from the simplest game, totaling 23 skewers, no grand prize."

"Overall evaluation, ’Loves Roasted Garlic’ group triumphantly grabs first place, winning a reward of three meat skewers, considering the first Mahjong game is yet to finish, one skewer is deducted, final reward is two meat skewers! Now, read aloud the champion declaration —"

Mu Qiu: "??? What the heck is this?"

Guan Yu looked delighted: "Wow, does the champion have this part too?"

Li Yang’s eyes were filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

The electronic voice suddenly switched to the kind hosted by a male voice on-site, passionately announcing the winning members, accompanied by the exclusive champion background music.

"The ’Loves Roasted Garlic’ group is united, accumulating strength over time! At the start, they seemed no match for the other two groups, with weak strength and an additional half-disabled wandering NPC, even the first game didn’t start well!

But Mu Qiu and Ye Mian, when their teammates couldn’t choose more tasks to gain more food, racked their brains to find a way out and persevered!

Under the scorching sun, feet in the sand, they even shed tears several times, but never gave up! Perseverance is their fearless choice, success is the fruit of their actions! The ’Loves Roasted Garlic’ group fully deserves this championship!"

After the passionate speech, there was a long silence on-site.

After a while, someone spoke dryly.

Mu Qiu: "So passionate, so inspiring, so touching, I’m about to cry... but when did I shed tears several times?"

"Let me think, how many years has it been since I heard such forced praise like the slogans shouted at a sports meet," Ye Mian felt like she had a seed stuck in her teeth, and said, "Such familiar parallelism, such a familiar argumentative essay format, I’m already uncomfortable."

Compared to them, Guan Yu was at a loss for words, in disbelief, struggling to breathe, and directly jumped up.

"...What kind of messed up evaluation is this?! Why does it sound like a poor couple with a disabled daughter starting a business from scratch and getting rich?! And I got just one line for introduction and that’s it?!"

Director: "This is the best version our program staff could come up with on the spot."

"...And this is the best version?"

"Sister Guan Yu, don’t push too hard," Li Yang laughed heartily, "after all in this group it’s really hard to praise you."

Dragging a "half-disabled" body, unable to play half of the thirty games, with a few fun games squeezed in under the guise of team battles.

Choosing back and forth on the big screen, only able to pick played games, repeating them twice, it truly looks pitiful hahaha.

Laughing too blatantly, Guan Yu immediately launched a kick.

"Ow!"

Mu Qiu bent her eyes with a smile, watching them chase each other, her head turning along with them.

Cheng Zhirang only slightly turned his head and lowered his gaze, able to see her movements, her high ponytail slightly swaying behind her as she moved.

When it swung away, it revealed the fair skin on the back of her neck, forming a sharp contrast with her black hair.

He unobtrusively retracted his gaze, shifting his focus smoothly back to the big screen, continuing to listen.

"Overall evaluation second place, ’Absolutely Loves Roasted Garlic’ group, no significant achievements, no rewards or punishments. Now, read aloud the second-place declaration —"

Li Yang eagerly awaited, both excited and nervous, waiting to hear praise for his various brave acts.

Then he heard —

"The ’Absolutely Loves Roasted Garlic’ group strives forward with unity and ambition! Starting as the strongest team, coupled with last round’s most powerful task NPC reward, upgrading their combat capabilities!

Although seemingly harmonious on the surface, there’s internal collapse, one neglecting duty, one indulging in revenge, and the disruption by spies. But with team member Cheng Zhirang’s efforts, they’ve successfully crushed the opposing team’s winning chances, strongly seizing second place!

The series of efforts they made on their opponents clearly tells us a truth — preventing others from achieving success doesn’t necessarily lead to one’s own success, unless there are only two teams!"

Cheng Zhirang & Shi Yuhuai & Li Yang: "......"

Li Yang squatted to take off his shoes, Guan Yu immediately pretended to stop him:

"Don’t be impulsive! Stay rational! Sometimes it’s good to hear some truths about yourself, although I know your heart hurts now! But even if you throw your shoes at the director, it won’t change this fact!"

Li Yang: "There’s sand in my shoe, it’s scraping my foot."

"......" Guan Yu awkwardly released her hand, "You should have said earlier, I thought you were so angry you’d lash out right here."

As soon as she retracted her hand, Li Yang immediately removed his shoes and charged outside the camera frame angrily:

"I’d be crazy not to lash out! Come on, who wrote this declaration, stand up and let me see, I represent my company in recruiting you!"

"Hey hey hey!"

Guan Yu didn’t expect him to be this sneaky now, even learning to pretend and endure as a strategy.

Her Erkang hand didn’t stop him, she just watched him "limping" on one leg with the shoe raised charging into the group of staff.

He spoke fiercely, but all the staff could do was laugh, the cameraman even zoomed the camera onto his face, and on the shoe.

No one took his harsh words seriously.

"Forget it, Li Yang, don’t push yourself," Guan Yu echoed his previous words, "After all, it’s tough to come up with words to praise your hard work and diligence on the spot."

Li Yang put his shoe back on the limping foot, walked back with a face full of gloom.

"Where did the program team find these talents, didn’t they see my highlight moments?!"

"Are you referring to when the three of us pinned you down and stole from you?"

"...Except for that moment!"

"Then was it when you got double-killed by us on the sea trampoline?"

Li Yang: ... Damn, now that I think about it, I don’t seem to have any highlight moments.

He successfully sank into depression.

Next to him, Shi Yuhuai reluctantly comforted him: "It’s okay, it’s just second to last place, not the worst."

Li Yang: "Brother Huai, since when did you have such a good attitude? You used to always think about stealing from them."

Shi Yuhuai: "Because tonight, I can just grab food."

Once the food can be obtained with force, rankings become meaningless.

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Brother Cheng can’t hold it in any longer, hehehehehe