I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 339: I’ll Cover Your Yunnan Baiyao This Time

Chapter 339: Chapter 339: I’ll Cover Your Yunnan Baiyao This Time

After swinging Ye Mian away, Cheng Zhirang still asked her very gentlemanly: "Sorry, are you alright?"

Ye Mian: "...I don’t think I’m alright."

Cheng Zhirang moved his foot, wanting to go over and check. Guan Yu thought he was going to start swinging his legs, so she immediately tightened her grip and closed her eyes, screaming wildly.

"Brother Cheng! No! No! I’m too heavy, I’m afraid I’ll dislocate your leg!"

Cheng Zhirang: "?"

In just a moment, the dedicated Ye Mian rushed back to hang on Cheng Zhirang’s left hand again.

It’s not good for married women to have too much contact, but Cheng Zhirang was afraid of swinging them off again and injuring them, so he could only slightly raise his left hand, making a loose fist to keep a little distance from Ye Mian.

As for the one hanging on his right hand, she was still working hard to pluck his second oyster sticker.

He looked down and said to the three of them, "This way, only one of you can snatch my food sticker, and have you thought about this? Once you let me go, I can immediately snatch it back."

I can also grab yours too.

Guan Yu lay on the ground, holding onto his leg, and said laboriously, "We didn’t want to use this ’cruel’ method at first, Brother Cheng, but you suddenly bumped into us, so we have no other way!"

Cheng Zhirang: "But this method actually doesn’t work either."

With one hanging on each hand, he could lift them up, so swinging them off wasn’t too hard; he was just afraid of accidentally hurting them.

What Cheng Zhirang said was true; their method relied entirely on his gentlemanliness. With the three of them dragging him down, there was a bit of a chance, but as for escaping...

They were forced to confront him and hadn’t even thought of escaping after grabbing from him.

Mu Qiu slid down again, trying to drag him, which left her unable to grab his food sticker and could only pay attention to when he would swing them off, then think of a plan.

A moment later, her eyes lit up. She crawled up Cheng Zhirang’s arm a bit and spoke to Guan Yu and Ye Mian.

Cheng Zhirang cooperatively lifted her a bit higher, his muscles bulging, and the veins stood out on the back of his long and beautiful hand.

Mu Qiu: "Sister Guan Yu, I thought of a plan! We give all our food stickers to one person, then rip Brother Cheng’s off and give it to that person. Once she’s collected, she runs, and the other two keep dragging Brother Cheng!"

Guan Yu glanced at Cheng Zhirang and whispered: "Isn’t it bad to discuss how to deal with him in front of Brother Cheng?"

Mu Qiu: "..."

She looked up at Cheng Zhirang, laughed dryly twice: "Brother Cheng, just pretend you didn’t hear that."

Cheng Zhirang chuckled: "My hearing is quite good. Who are you planning to make the ’foster person’?"

Foster Person...

The three of them looked at each other, and finally, Mu Qiu and Guan Yu looked at Ye Mian. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

Ye Mian: "...Me?"

Mu Qiu: "When you run out, even if you encounter others, you have Fu Ran’s protection. We might not."

Maybe she’ll betray us and take it all.

Guan Yu nodded as well, as long as it’s not Mu Qiu. Mu Qiu was too cunning, she might pocket everyone’s stickers halfway and hide.

As the three of them discussed, Cheng Zhirang was forced to listen to their plot against him.

Gotta admit the plan had flaws everywhere.

After they finished discussing and began to act, Cheng Zhirang lifted both arms, and Mu Qiu and Ye Mian quickly stopped their attempts to grab the food stickers and held on tight.

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Cheng, you don’t need to use so much strength!"

Cheng Zhirang didn’t listen; when they finally barely steady themselves hanging on, his arms relaxed and dropped down, causing Mu Qiu and Ye Mian to tuck their legs, inevitably landing on their butts.

Huddling and holding onto his arm like that, it was like he had a large plastic bag hanging on one side.

Cheng Zhirang didn’t expect their "response ability" was quite good. They’d rather thud their butts on the ground than let go.

"Be careful, I’m about to start." He took a step back, and Guan Yu was directly dragged along the sand for a little distance.

Guan Yu shouted, "Brother Cheng! Brother Cheng don’t move! Can you give us a minute? We want to see if this plan works!"

Cheng Zhirang: "In a minute, all my food stickers will be gone."

Mu Qiu hung there sweating, looking down at Guan Yu: "Sister Guan Yu, quickly give all the stickers to Ye Mian!"

"But Cheng Zhirang is dragging me along!"

"It’s okay; just pretend it’s a sand sliding game. I’ll get you this episode’s Yunnan Baiyao."

"...Do we really have to grit our teeth like this?"

Mu Qiu: "I’ve already touched Brother Cheng’s protruding biceps! If we don’t hurry up, he could do a backflip and fling all three of us away at once!"

Cheng Zhirang: ... I can’t really do a backflip.

But they didn’t know he couldn’t; Guan Yu heard and had a little fright. Then she didn’t care about her current situation anymore, circling his leg with one hand and starting to tear her food sticker with the other.

"Here, here, here! Ye Mian, take it!"

Ye Mian tried to free a hand to take it, but midway through, Cheng Zhirang’s hand snatched it first, directly blocking Guan Yu’s hand.

Seeing they were about to be intercepted, Ye Mian and Guan Yu were too busy to keep dragging, just yelling.

"No, Brother Cheng!!!"

"That’s my life, Brother Cheng!!!"

At a "crisis" moment, Mu Qiu suddenly let go of Cheng Zhirang’s right hand to pounce and grab the sticker in Guan Yu’s hand, then turned and ran.

Cheng Zhirang hadn’t expected this development, and the freed right hand immediately grabbed Ye Mian’s collar, wrenching her off. Ye Mian was bewildered, thrown onto the sand, looking up at Cheng Zhirang as he dragged Guan Yu forward a meter.

A pull, completely freeing him from their restraint.

It was so quick Guan Yu and Ye Mian didn’t even know what happened; they hadn’t recovered when they were tossed on the ground.

... Good luck, Three Bamboos; the Four Sticks and One Chicken can’t help you now.

Cheng Zhirang, having broken free, quickly pursued the direction Mu Qiu ran, moving fast, his long legs probably covering twice Mu Qiu’s running speed.

Just as he rushed over and almost caught up, his right hand swung down, intercepting Mu Qiu who was holding the stickers.

In the chaos, Mu Qiu hurriedly clutched the arm across her chest, screaming in shock: "Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng! Can’t you give us a way out? We’ve already fostered on you, and you still won’t let us go?!"

What she held were the team’s hopes!

Cheng Zhirang lightly gasped, not saying whether he’d let go or not, just instructed her: "Hold tight."

"......"

Mu Qiu deflated, no longer struggling, slumped on his arm like a noodle boiled soft.

Cheng Zhirang carried her back to where they started. On the ground, Guan Yu and Ye Mian still lay there with vacant eyes, and there were drag marks behind Guan Yu’s feet from being dragged a meter away.

The equally vacant-eyed Mu Qiu was gently placed beside Guan Yu.

Standing high above, Cheng Zhirang surveyed the three "prey" on the ground, then knelt on one knee to ask them: "Are any of you hurt?"

Mu Qiu: "Yes. Emotional trauma."

Cheng Zhirang’s long fingers reached for the food sticker on her arm: "Oh? So that’s a no, then."

"...... Brother Cheng, have mercy!!!"