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I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 310: I Want to Write "Overbearing Junior Brother Falls in Love with Me
Shi Yuhuai was very frustrated.
He repeatedly calmed himself down, telling himself it was okay. This was just a game show, it wouldn’t affect his love for the runway, and there were others walking with him, so just endure it.
But he repeatedly failed.
This style of runway was just too hard to accept; he really couldn’t endure it.
He wanted to leave this place.
"Brother Huai! Don’t go!"
Unfortunately, just as he quietly moved a step, Li Yang grabbed him.
"What will I do if you leave?!" 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚
Shi Yuhuai: "You can do it alone."
"But this is a team battle!"
Shi Yuhuai: "......"
"This dialogue is really cliché," Guan Yu cracked a sunflower seed and said, "In the melodramatic dramas I watched when I was younger, the male and female leads always had this line."
Mu Qiu swayed her feet, opened her mahjong suit a bit to let in some air, and agreed with her, "I remember an episode in my book that featured a melodramatic drama segment, and it also had this line."
Ye Mian listened to them talking, moved a bit closer, and squeezed in with Four Bamboos and Three Characters as she turned her head and quietly asked Mu Qiu.
"I read your book, it’s really fun. I’ve actually thought about writing a novel myself, planned it for two years now. Do you think I can do it?"
Guan Yu on the other side leaned closer to them: "What, you can see this from looking at faces?"
Mu Qiu: "......One Bamboo, move away, I’m about to be squished into a line."
Then she said to Ye Mian, "As long as you want to write, you can. As for what happens after you pick up the pen, that depends on whether you can stick to it. What do you want to write?"
Ye Mian crunched a sunflower seed and raised her head dreamily, "Those stories I couldn’t help but tell about my years with a junior."
Mu Qiu paused her sunflower seed crunching: "......Pardon me."
Ye Mian shyly smiled, "Actually, there are other ideas too."
Guan Yu: "Like what?"
Ye Mian: "’My Roommate is Called Dashun,’ ’My Junior Tastes Like Red Dates,’ ’Overbearing Junior Brother Falls in Love with Me,’ ’Online Romance: Tender Years’......"
"Stop."
Mu Qiu couldn’t take it anymore: "I really think you’re perfect for writing."
Ye Mian widened her eyes, "Really?!"
"Of course."
The names exude a strong vibe of melodramatic style from the late ’80s and ’90s. Being able to write it is a kind of talent.
Ye Mian was reassured and shared half her sunflower seeds with her, "I’ll write when I get back."
"Good, give it your all."
In exchange for half the sunflower seeds, she could only apologize in advance to Ye Mian’s future readers.
In the designated task area, Shi Yuhuai was expressionlessly picking out runway outfits.
His hand passed over costumes like a Gourd Doll suit, sailor suit, bright floral quilted jacket from Northeast China, Snake Demon suit, bacon-colored leather jacket, plastic bag fringed dress... and so on, finally stopping at the only piece that seemed bearable.
It was a light blue coat...
Of course, it couldn’t be that simple. The coat was adorned with a multitude of small toys, plush animals, plastic toy cars, ceramic sun dolls, and felt balls.
Wearing it might just make you feel like a mobile street vendor of children’s toys.
This was probably the most normal piece, so as his hand landed on it, two other hands did as well.
Shi Yuhuai looked up to meet the eyes of Li Yang and Shu Ran.
"I want to wear this."
Li Yang: "Brother Huai, I want to wear it too."
Shu Ran: "I want to wear it too. Shouldn’t you gentlemen continue to uphold the principle of ladies first?"
Shi Yuhuai looked her up and down, comparing the length of the coat, and said, "You’re not tall enough, it’ll reach your calves."
Shu Ran: "......"
She immediately exploded: "Are you saying I’m short?!"
"Isn’t it the truth? You should be only 168 cm; this coat needs someone over 180 cm to really work."
"168 cm is short?! I insist on wearing this coat!"
Shi Yuhuai frowned, unable to understand why she resisted accepting this fact.
With the two of them confronting each other, Li Yang, who also wanted to choose this coat, voluntarily withdrew.
He quietly moved towards other clothes.
Guan Yu was still commanding them, "Performers, hurry up! Don’t think you can just linger until the music finishes; the music duration starts from when you begin your walk!"
After shouting with a bossy attitude, she turned to look at the director’s spot, ingratiatingly asking, "Right, Director?"
The director nodded coldly.
"So, everyone hurry up!" After getting the director’s nod, she put on a cocky display, playing the role of a lackey to the hilt, "Performers, hurry up, even the people playing mahjong are getting tired!"
Li Yang rolled his eyes, casually picked a bacon-colored leather jacket, and stood behind Shi Yuhuai.
In the battle for the toy coat, the straight man Shi Yuhuai ultimately won, and Shu Ran angrily chose the plastic fringe skirt.
That was colorful plastic bags cut into strips and strung together with a line to form "fringe" for a grass skirt.
Shu Ran swung the plastic frills and posed like a queen, tiptoeing as if wearing high heels, strutting ahead with grace.
There was a feeling that, with enough confidence, even with a sack on stage, the spotlight was under her feet.
Mu Qiu and her friends clapped like sea lions.
Mu Qiu: "Welcome the first contestant!"
Guan Yu: "This contestant is great, wearing plastic bags to this wondrous music, is like the most unique scene on the beach."
Ye Mian: "The last time I saw these colorful fringe plastic strips as fashion, I was just a kid—we used to kick around plastic shuttlecocks."
Shu Ran nearly split her walk.
With the beautiful music from "Over the Moon" accompanying her, Shu Ran tried hard to control her expression, walking all the way to Mu Qiu and her friends.
She struck a few poses, fully showcasing the "beauty" of the outfit, then shook her hair and walked back.
After only four or five steps, the music abruptly changed.
"Yah! First thing when I wake up every day, I have to cheer myself up! Every time I eat an extra grain of rice, I must apologize! Magic mirror, magic mirror, where is my collarbone? Beauty, I want beauty, I want to become a heartthrob!"
That loud "Yah" startled Shu Ran and made her stumble.
Guan Yu’s laughter followed right after: "Hahaha this music is so fitting! Keep walking, don’t stop... huh??"
A bunch of people suddenly rushed out from behind a clothes rack, wearing tank tops and beach shorts, rushing to drape all sorts of fancy, chaotic things over Shu Ran.
Mu Qiu and her friends were so shocked they forgot to eat their sunflower seeds, watching with wide eyes.
After a bout of chaos and screams, Shu Ran looked at the others in a daze.
Mu Qiu: "......pfft——"
Guan Yu: "This ensemble is simply perfect, to the point of being voted the most outstanding fashion outfit of the year, right?"
Li Yang laughed so hard that he squatted down: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"







