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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!-Chapter 236 - : Annual Celebration! Free Funeral!
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Chapter 236: Annual Celebration! Free Funeral!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
As Li Yidao opened the live stream, the timing couldnāt have been better.
It was the time when everyone was glued to their phones, catching up on dramas.
So, there were no surprises!
Quickly, more than 100,000 fans flooded into the live stream.
The platform operators, along with the cyber-police officers, who had relaxed a bit in the past few days, were now on urgent standby!
There was no other way!
Li Yidaoās impact was just too strong.
In fact, Li Yidaoās influence had gradually dissipated under the intentional guidance of Unit 36, and they were well aware that, for Li Yidao, as his strength continued to grow and he interacted with more people, live streaming might gradually become something he would give up.
According to normal logic, it should indeed be the case.
However, what they didnāt know was that the source of Li Yidaoās ability was death follows!
For him, the most convenient and effective way of gaining death follows was through methods like short video streaming!
Therefore, live streaming for Li Yidao was something that could never be stopped.
The only possibility was that he might not have time to live stream during extremely busy periods, like recently, when he had experienced too much.
But now, he needed to accumulate more lifespan.
In this situation, he had no choice but to take action.
As for why he opened the live stream, Li Yidao discovered something.
Every time he tried to watch videos on his own, the efficiency was generally low.
However, if he opened a live stream and watched videos with a large number of online friends, the efficiency was significantly higher!
Because many times, these online friends would send him a lot of IDs, and these IDsā¦
Well, not to say 100%, but more than 50% were those d*mned or potentially doomed individuals!
Li Yidao planned it out.
If he could focus on following thirty people, he would gain approximately a thousand years of lifespan.
This would provide him with more security.
Additionally, if he could receive two follow-up missions, the effect would be even better.
As Li Yidao watched the audience in the live stream continuously increasing, gifts were flying across the screen.
Li Yidao smiled and softly said to the live stream audience, āItās been a while since I streamed, and youāre all still so enthusiastic. Thank you, everyone.ā
āYou all know my personality; I wonāt talk much. Letās watch some videos together with a little cost.ā
āWellā¦ no need to tip, guys. Gifts on the screen will affect everyoneās viewing experience. Besides, I donāt need your tips right now. You know what I mean.ā
Hearing Li Yidaoās words, the live stream audience began their crazy comments.
āLook! Look! Is this something a person would say? No need to tip, and we know what you mean? We really donāt understand!ā
āHehe, exactly! Is Brother Dao short of money? I donāt know how many tycoons are actively trying to curry favor with Brother Dao. Do you think Brother Dao lacks your money?ā
āPlatform: Brother Dao, is this polite? Your tipping revenue is half of mine, you know?ā
āAre you kidding me? Is the platform dumb? Hasnāt it always been a 50-50 split for tips?ā
āGo check the official platform announcement; Brother Daoās tips are entirely untouched, and even the fees are covered by the platform.ā
āOh d*mn! Brother Dao is indeed Brother Dao, awesome to the max!ā
āActually, thinking about it, itās normal. Share tips with the Grim Reaper? Does the platform have that capability?ā
āEven if they have the capability, do they have the courage?ā āEven if they have the courage, do they have the capability?ā āEven if they have the capabilityā¦ā
āOh god! Upstairs, are you guys playing nesting dolls?ā
As Li Yidao observed the continued lively banter in the live stream, he no longer paid attention. Instead, he opened the professional equipment he had previously purchasedāthe large-screen live stream for watching other videos.
It could be clearly displayed in the live stream, showcasing the advanced nature of the current equipment.
With the appearance of a familiar video, the viewers in the live stream became instantly excited.
āOh oh oh. Itās here! My favorite series!ā
āWow! Itās so beautiful! My favorite!ā
āSmirkā¦ Brother Dao, if you donāt release the big data behind the scenes, weāll turn from fans to haters!ā
āYes! Summon the yoga lady! Tell us quickly why every time you open a video, itās the yoga lady!ā
āHehe, actually, Iāve found the trick. If anyone needs it, message me! Not 998 yuan, not 899 yuan, just 19-9 yuan, and you can get free tutorials!ā
āScammer, get lost! D*mn it! Iāll beat up scammers every time I see one!ā
āAlright, alright. Everyone, focus on watching the young lady selling her butt. Bah, Iām wrong. Everyone, focus on watching the young lady selling yoga clothes!ā
āThatās right! Focus! You see Brother Dao has been watching for half a minute and hasnāt skipped away.ā
āYeah, Brother Dao is too focused; Iā¦
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āReally? So explosive?ā
āWhatās upstairs talking about, whatās explosive? Could it be Brother Daoā¦ has taken a liking to this lady? Her figureā¦ is just average.ā novelbuddy.c om
āHehe, the one upstairs guessed right! Brother Dao has taken a liking to this laayā¦ DUEā¦
āBut what? What are you guys talking about? Why are your words making me anxious?ā
āBut! This liking is not an ordinary liking!ā āWhat does that mean? Whatās this joke?ā āThatās right! What are you saying?ā
āBunch of trash, all playing dumb riddles! D*mn it!ā
In contrast to the lively atmosphere in the live stream, Li Yidao found himself immersed in contemplation at this moment.
He couldnāt help but wonder if the system had made a mistake.
How could things be so coincidental?
[Ding! Detected high-quality customer, ID: Three Little Sisters Who Love to
Dance.]
[Death Status Detection: Due to selling counterfeit yoga attire and causing accidents for buyers, ultimately leading to her own accidental death, death probability: 99%.]
[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]
With a 99% death probability right off the bat, Li Yidao questioned whether the system was sending him a performance target because he had been neglecting his duties lately.
Not only that, Li Yidao discovered that the person in question was also from Jiang City!
āThisā¦ If he played his cards right, wouldnāt this be an āauspicious startā for himself?ā
Originally, Li Yidao felt a bit regretful.
Such a good figure, gone at such a young ageā¦
But after seeing the cause of death, that trace of regret disappeared.
Such a person would be effortless to follow!
Without any hesitation, he directly followed and gave a thumbs-up.
āThose who do many wrongs will perish in the end. When you harm others for the sake of profit, the harm will always come back to you.ā
As the comment was posted, Li Yidao placed his newly adjusted promotional phrase at the top.
āNo worries after death, Li Yidao escorts you; all-encompassing one-stop service guarantees peace of mind for your descendants. Special discounts for death anniversaries, book now for super free services! Only available during this anniversary celebration!ā
With Li Yidaoās comment and the unconventional promotional message, the entire live stream fell into a state of confusion!
āWhat the heck is going on here?ā
āOh mv god! Celebrating the anniversary and offering free services? What is Brother Dao up to?ā
āBrother Dao is celebrating? Oh my god! Is something bad going to happen!ā
In the live stream, after a brief moment of stunned silence, viewers started a frenzy of comments!
āOh my god! Scared the hell out of me! Brother Dao is going to celebrate! I hurriedly took down all my videos!ā
āWhat the heck! Is Brother Dao activating his Sharingan and going to start a crazy killing spree?ā
āBrother Dao is up to something! Even the yoga girl, who Iāve never had the heart to follow, is now followed by Brother Dao. Heās showing unwavering determination!ā
āDo you think itās because Brother Dao has been lazy lately and didnāt meet performance standards? Could he be assigned a task from above?ā
āThatās highly possible! Oh my god! Itās so terrifying! Seriously!ā
āI canāt handle this! I was scared to death! Fortunately, I was in the bathroom; otherwise, the underwear I bought for 8,000 yuan would be ruined.ā
āAre you showing off your wealth, or are you just being pretentious, upstairs?ā
. Seriously, is Brother Dao going to kill randomly?ā
āTrembling with fearā¦ā
While the live stream was in chaos due to Li Yidaoās announcement, it wasnāt limited to the live stream audience.
Platform operators monitoring the live stream, cyber-police officers, and even some other influential figures were also left utterly baffled at this moment!
They were all acting like madmen, continuously reporting this information to their superiors!
Something big was about to happen!