I Only Marry Widows-Chapter 445 - 79: Let Me Serve You Well, Sect Leader

"I only know that Daoists who’ve passed the Prefecture Exam all have mastered the 129,600 foundational talisman runes, and possess a Gold Book. They often use Tao Runes to compose essays on the Gold Book, explaining their understanding of Heaven and Earth."

"Sometimes the essays they write naturally give birth to magic and divine techniques. When a particularly brilliant essay comes out, it quickly makes its mark in a region."

"From my memories of the future, Chu Tiange once, after passing the Prefecture Exam, composed such an essay in his Gold Book, and became famous across an entire province. Later, he was taken as a disciple by a great figure."

"Above the Gold Book, there’s also the Jade Volume. That’s something ordinary Daoists can’t have—only Taoist Officials who’ve passed the State Exam."

"Even if those Taoist Officials don’t participate in the Imperial Hall Exam or accept a court appointment, they still enjoy all sorts of privileges. Recognized by the Divine Court as officials, they have noble status, and are respected wherever they go."

"Only Taoist Officials get to have the Jade Volume!"

"Gold Book, Jade Volume—there’s endless profundity within, closely tied to the Divine Court’s promotion system..."

While Lu Chengfeng was lost in his contemplation of the Gold Paper, Yi Hongchen didn’t let him off, snorting coldly as she spoke: "Since I even gave you my body, shouldn’t you show some sincerity?"

"At the very least, that Qianyuan Golden Tripod should be handed over, right?"

Lu Chengfeng finally snapped out of it, giving her a playful glance—so this woman had been waiting for him here.

Truth be told, that Magical Treasure, the Qianyuan Golden Tripod, wasn’t all that useful for him. Sure, it broadened his abilities, but since he didn’t refine it himself, wielding it just felt awkward and out of place.

If he tried to absorb it into the Hidden Dragon Cave Heaven, Yi Hongchen would probably fight him to the death.

He thought it over—having Chu Tiange in hand, whether or not he gave her the Qianyuan Golden Tripod really didn’t matter.

But even if the thing was kind of like chicken ribs for him, it was still an Immortal Artifact—he couldn’t just hand it over so easily.

Lu Chengfeng considered, his gaze turning a bit greedy as he raked his eyes over Yi Hongchen’s body. "Sis, we’d agreed that I’d give you the Qianyuan Golden Tripod only after killing the Nine Heavens Demon Subduing Venerate."

"Now you’ve slept with me once, and you expect an Immortal Artifact for it?"

"Don’t you think your pussy’s a bit overpriced?"

Yi Hongchen’s face immediately darkened, purple aura swirling around her, a wave of oppressive might rolling forth. "What’s that supposed to mean? You want to go back on your word?"

"Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, Sis—no need to be so impatient." Lu Chengfeng stepped over to take her delicate jade hand, playing with it. Yi Hongchen didn’t resist, only fixed him with an icy stare.

Lu Chengfeng grinned slyly. "We’re family now, no need for that two-faced bullshit. The Qianyuan Golden Tripod, I can give it to you. But now that I’ve tasted the flavor of an Immortal, those mortal girls just aren’t appetizing anymore."

"So, I have a request—before you break the Severance of Heaven and Earth barrier, can you be my woman? Let little bro taste the delights of a fairy a bit longer."

Yi Hongchen looked him up and down, sneering, "You really don’t know when to stop, do you? First you wanted to get it, now you want to keep it for good..."

"Ha, men—every last one of them cut from the same cloth."

"Still, if you hand over the Qianyuan Golden Tripod, that’s something I might consider."

She didn’t agree outright, not wanting to let Lu Chengfeng win so easily—just keeping him hanging, to tease him a bit.

Lu Chengfeng, though, wasn’t about to indulge her. He said bluntly: "Sis, we aren’t some ordinary mortals. No need for this back-and-forth testing."

"If you agree, I’ll hand over the Qianyuan Golden Tripod right now."

"If you don’t, no big deal. I’ve already had my fill—no longer so desperate. We can focus on hunting down the Nine Heavens Demon Subduing Venerate."

"Once I get the Venerate’s Talisman Decree, I’ll hand over the Qianyuan Golden Tripod then, too."

Yi Hongchen’s eyes glinted dangerously as she locked onto him—the tension between them thick as mud. After a long silence, she suddenly broke into a smile. "Fine, fine. Since little bro fancies his sis so much, offering my body for a few years is hardly a big deal."

Lu Chengfeng heard that tone of condescending charity and thought the woman was just too much, muttering inwardly: "She really thinks she’s the Joyful Bodhisattva? Offering her body as a blessing?"

Even as he grumbled in his heart, he wore a face bursting with joy. "In that case, couldn’t ask for more."

With that, he stepped forward, wrapped Yi Hongchen in his arms, pressed a soft kiss to her porcelain-smooth, gorgeously beautiful cheek, and then, a bit greedy, leaned in to kiss her ruby lips.

"Good little bro, hand over the goods first?"

Yi Hongchen melted into his embrace, laughing so beautifully her body seemed to sway like a willow, but she didn’t evade him—her mind clear and sharp, still muttering about the artifact.

Lu Chengfeng wasn’t worried she’d go back on her word; with the initiative in his hands, he simply drew the Qianyuan Golden Tripod out from the Grotto Heaven and tossed it over to Yi Hongchen.

"Good sis, treat this as my betrothal gift."

Yi Hongchen’s expression flashed with barely suppressed fury, inwardly cursing him to hell. "Dog bastard—he stole it from me, made me trade my body to get it back, and still shamelessly calls it a betrothal gift."

Unable to let it go, she smirked mischievously and teased, "Little bro, you actually said something right earlier. After personally experiencing you, I really found out you’re not all that... big!"

Lu Chengfeng’s stroking hand froze, eyelid twitching—feeling utterly insulted, he snapped, "Sis, wanna give it another try?"

"Hehehe, little brother, weren’t you the one saying business comes first? Besides..." Yi Hongchen’s tone paused, heavy with meaning, "Are you really sure you wanna go again?!"

Lu Chengfeng felt stuck, the weakness in his body and primordial spirit as obvious as a death sentence. A thought popped in his head: "Do Immortals have any aphrodisiac pills???" 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺

The fat cock slammed in deep.