How To Survive as a Villain-Chapter 184: Something’s Wrong With This Foreplay.

Chapter 184: Something’s Wrong With This Foreplay.

The sky was slightly bright, but the light surrounding was so obscure that it was nearly impossible for a person to know whether it was early morning or late afternoon.

Xiao YuAn stared blankly at the golden veil in front of him, feeling that this scene was oddly familiar. As he tilted his head to look around, he couldn’t help but curse inside his heart.

‘Isn’t this my bedchamber?’

‘I’m…. I’m not dead?!!!’

Memories of the past suddenly flooded into his mind as Xiao YuAn sat up violently. His black, silk-like hair slipped down his shoulders and scattered in front of his eyes. Probably because of Xiao YuAn’s sudden movement, a person lying beside him seemed to be disturbed as they expressed an uncomfortable ‘hum’.

Xiao YuAn turned his head to look, and was surprised to see Yan HeQing sleeping beside him.

The bedchamber gradually brightened, so it turned out to be early morning.

As he looked at Yan HeQing, Xiao YuAn stretched out his hand and pinched himself.

‘Shit! it Hurts! There’s a bruise!’

‘This isn’t a dream, ah! Not a dream!!!’

‘Then, could it be that those events were just a nightmare?!’

‘Yan HeQing and I are still fine, so nothing happened? But why is the pain, the suffering, and the fresh blood dripping so clearly engraved in my mind? And why can’t I forget it?’

Xiao YuAn was a little confused for a while, but the joy of regaining his life washed over him, making him feel so excited that he almost burst into tears. Xiao YuAn laid down on his side and wrapped his arm around Yan HeQing’s waist. As he adjusted his posture and leaned comfortably on Yan HeQing’s chest, he found something strange.

Yan HeQing’s face was flushed. He was short of breath, and his body temperature was unnaturally hot. His eyebrows were tightly knitted, as if he was having a nightmare, and his hands were clenched tightly into fists.

‘What’s going on? Does he have a fever?’

“Yan-ge? Yan-ge?” Xiao YuAn got up in a panic as he touched Yan HeQing’s forehead.

When Yan HeQing, who was in a daze, felt a trace of coolness in his forehead, he subconsciously rolled over and pressed himself against Xiao YuAn. His breath gradually turned heavier.

A hot and firm ‘thing’ pressed against Xiao YuAn’s leg, making him feel horrified. Only then did he realize that Yan HeQing may not have a fever.

‘Such excitement so early in the morning. Is he at his limit?’

Yan HeQing shouted Xiao YuAn’s name in a daze, and Xiao YuAn hurriedly responded: “It’s me, I’m here. Yan-ge, let me help you.”

Xiao YuAn raised his head to kiss Yan HeQing, as he slowly stretched out his hand towards Yan HeQing’s lower half. However, who would’ve known that Yan HeQing would fiercely block his mouth right after he spoke, unrestrainedly invading every part of his mouth. Yan HeQing’s hands mercilessly tore Xiao YuAn’s clothes apart, ravaging his waist and buttocks, leaving behind bright red marks on Xiao YuAn’s body.

The taste of blood quickly filled his mouth, and Xiao YuAn couldn’t bear the pain caused by Yan HeQing’s roughness. As he gasped for breath, he subconsciously pushed Yan HeQing away: “Yan-ge, it hurts! Wake up… you’re hurting me!”

‘Damn it!’

‘This foreplay is too wild. If we do it to the end, I’ll die in this bed!’

In order to avoid the tragic case of murdering one’s own husband, Xiao YuAn pressed his hands against Yan HeQing’s shoulders, and shook him a few times: “Yan-ge! Hello! Daxiongdi1! Baobei2, dear! Darling! Husband! Hubby! Please wake up, I don’t want to be fucked to death, alright?”

After a few more shakes, Yan HeQing gradually opened his eyes, and immediately stopped teasing Xiao YuAn. Yan HeQing then blankly propped himself up, as if he was thinking about something, and his eyes gradually brightened.

Xiao YuAn took a long breath and collapsed on the bed. Most of his undergarments were spread out, and the marks on his body showed a shocking sight. When Xiao YuAn looked up at Yan HeQing, he was about to laugh and complain, but he suddenly saw how wide Yan HeQing’s eyes became, filled with disbelief.

Our little brat is back to life!!

But… What’s wrong with YHQ? 👀👀

Footnotes

大兄弟 dà xiōng dì; A Northern dialect word originally used by Northern women to refer to men who are younger than themselves. This word is popular on the internet because of the Webcast.宝贝 bǎo bèi; It’s the equivalent of “baby” in english. Between lovers, this word is more commonly used to refer to the female party rather than the male, but it can also be used to refer to a male lover.