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Global Lord: Start with Divine Favor-Chapter 723 - 92 Leisurely Life
The strength of the Holy Grail Knight is indeed not just hype.
But after a night of fierce battle, the next day Lin Rui could only walk out of the captain's room supporting his waist.
Seeing Lin Rui walk out clutching his waist, Rose sneered and said, "So weak."
Lin Rui sat down on a vine-covered bench with his waist supported, rolled his eyes at her, and said, "You're just a little girl who knows nothing, where do you get the nerve to mock me?"
"Little girl?" Rose was instantly infuriated, her voice rising: "I'm over a thousand years old, and you call me a little girl?"
"Being over a thousand years old is something to be proud of?" Lin Rui hammered his right hand on his waist, groaning involuntarily, "I'm not convenient myself, come help me hammer it."
Rose gritted her teeth, walked behind him, placed her hands on his waist, and asked, "Where? Here?"
"A bit lower, to the right, more to the right, yes, yes, that's the spot."
Rose immediately punched the spot, making Lin Rui scream in pain, "Are you trying to murder me? My old waist is going to break!"
Rose snorted coldly, "Serves you right. So young yet you act old. Even the Empress hasn't asked me to massage her waist, and you dare to boss me around!"
Lin Rui laid back on the bench: "It's over, it's over. My old waist is completely broken. You should know oldness and youth aren't measured by age."
"There you go with your twisted logic again. If not by age, then by what? I'm telling you, don't try to weasel out of this, get up quickly."
Lin Rui, holding his waist, sighed helplessly, "Of course, it's calculated by experience. However, with things like this, though I'm young, the times I've been through it would be more than most people for a lifetime, and certainly more than your thousand years. So, how can you understand my back pain?"
Rose pouted, saying, "Who isn't a waist master? I've just never met an interesting opposite sex. Otherwise, I'd make his back hurt ten times worse than yours."
Lin Rui took a deep breath, his eyes inadvertently falling on Rose's slender and curvy waistline. It must be said, as a Tier Ten Physique hero, her waist's flexibility and grace indeed surpass that of most women.
A young girl doesn't need a knife to kill!
Her curves are bewitching!
If she were to wrap around my waist, I'm afraid it wouldn't just hurt; it would break.
Rose glared at him: "What are you looking at! Your sneaky look, surely you're not thinking anything good."
Lin Rui, exasperated, said, "You can flaunt it, but I can't look? Does your Elf logic even hold?"
Rose immediately increased the pressure on Lin Rui's waist: "Say it again?"
Lin Rui completely lay flat: "It's over, really can't get up this time. I'll tell you, my physical condition concerns the lives of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of you. If I can't get up, my army won't defend the frontline, so you Elves will have to fill the trenches with your lives. I suppose you don't care if millions of Elves die, right?"
Rose immediately punched Lin Rui's waist again: "Don't try to scare me. I'm not using full strength, you surely can get up."
Lin Rui lay motionless on the bench, looking as if paralyzed, saying, "How would you know? You know how much energy men expend, how the waist feels so void?"
Rose rolled her eyes at him, "Of course I know, the books say it. I'm over a thousand years old, have read countless books! You're fine, no way you can't get up."
"Books? Haven't you heard that what you get from paper always feels shallow? If books had everything to teach, why practice? When I studied physiology, I couldn't fathom how men and women could reproduce together. Is there a switch? Clearly, there's so much the books don't cover."
Rose looked at him suspiciously, is he speaking the truth? "What kind of ill intentions are you thinking about now?"
Lin Rui patted the spot next to his head on the bench, saying, "Come sit here, let's talk properly."
Rose, with a straightforward and relaxed nature, walked from behind the bench and sat next to Lin Rui's head. Lin Rui immediately rested his head on her smooth legs without hesitation, saying, "Borrowing your lap as a pillow."
Rose gritted her teeth in anger: "How can you be so shameless? To speak so bluntly about this?"
She had her hands poised on Lin Rui's face, ready to forcefully push him off.
Lin Rui wasn't fazed at all. This sort of thing needed courage, carefulness, and shamelessness. He shouted confidently, "Don't push me!"
"Besides me, who else in your life has rested their head on your lap?"
"I'll tell you, once I leave the Colonization Star, you'll reminisce about these intimate moments. Realize I'm the person closest to you. If you push me off now, you'll regret it forever, surely regret this moment."
Rose couldn't help but follow Lin Rui's words, feeling a bit sentimental and reminiscent.
But she quickly snapped back, angrily saying, "Who wants to be so close to you? Never settle for less, don't you understand? I haven't found..."
Before she could finish, Lin Rui covered her mouth, saying, "Shh! Speaking like that is so tacky, makes us seem like those couples with no life ideals, only talking about love. Don't you have lofty ambitions?"
Rose was completely at a loss with him, deciding it was better to be easygoing, letting him use her as a pillow. Considering it as camaraderie from the battlefield, acting like a lovestruck fool was really beneath her station and dignity.
She angrily said, "It's you who led me astray!"
Seeing her attitude was less resolute, Lin Rui immediately took her hands off his face, nuzzled his cheek against her thigh, found a comfortable spot, and lay down.







