From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!-Chapter 100 - 52: Drinking and Going Wild

K3 and the others noticed that after Xiao Meng had a drink, she seemed to become more enthusiastic, holding onto the microphone and never letting go. She sang Princess Fusu’s songs, starting from the first one, "Mechanical Man", and went straight down the list, sounding pretty decent.

"Hahahahaha—this is killing me! Xiao Meng’s voice is truly amazing!"

Xu Na clutched her stomach, laughing painfully. Su Jiameng’s voice is more childlike, soft and pleasant. But singing lyrics like, "The mighty and majestic mechanical man, I want to melt into your broad chest~~~... I give a look that’s hot and burning~~~... The speeding mecha like the wind~~~" with such a voice, can’t just be described as comedic.

"Xiao Meng, sing another one, like ’The Coolest Cosmic Wind’!" This song’s rhythm is quite catchy, but the singer’s voice is too sheep-like, soft and sticky. Xu Na directly recorded her singing and used it as her wake-up alarm.

"Nana, don’t incite her." K3 was helpless, Xiao Meng seemed to be in her element, singing louder and louder. If not for the excellent soundproofing of this room, the people next door would probably have complained, "Xiao Meng, she now looks like she’s drunk."

"Really?" Xu Na stood up and embraced the singing Su Jiameng tightly, loudly shouting into the microphone, "Xiao Meng, loudly tell them, are you drunk or not? Boss Qin said you drank too much and are now drunk!"

Su Jiameng held the microphone and loudly responded, articulating clearly, "Not drunk! Who has seen a drunk this clear-headed?"

K3, Xu Lei, and Lucy were all dumbfounded; they previously thought Xiao Meng wasn’t drunk, but now seeing this, she’s indeed quite plastered!

"Don’t argue with a drunk." K3 just hoped Su Jiameng would be normal after logging off, fortunately now in the virtual network, it’s just mental simulation creating sensory experiences and doesn’t affect the real body, "Let’s just play our own way."

In Su Jiameng’s three lifetimes, you could count her drinking occasions on ten fingers. In her second life, she had drunk before, but after a celebration party where she drank, her subordinates wouldn’t let her touch alcohol after that; they always drank while she had juice.

Thinking about it carefully, it’s not without reason. Su Jiameng’s drinking behavior... is absolutely terrible!

"Walking in the boundless wilderness~~~ The piercing north wind blows~~~~ The endless yellow sand sweeps~~~" Su Jiameng held the microphone, the background music in the room playing "The Coolest Cosmic Wind", yet she was roaring "I am a wolf from the north", and she roared with such emotion, hysterically, K3 and the others were startled and amazed.

"Cough cough... So this is what Xiao Meng is like after getting drunk, her singing is quite distinctive." K3 coughed twice, "But what’s the name of this song? It sounds... quite flavorful. Xu Lei, do you know?"

Xu Lei is a karaoke king; he likes both trendy music and classical music, with very broad knowledge in music. But after listening for a while, eliminating the catchy background music of "The Coolest Cosmic Wind", he still couldn’t tell what song Su Jiameng was singing. Perhaps a song he hadn’t heard, or maybe Su Jiameng improvised.

"Don’t know." Xu Lei opened a bottle of wine, poured it for Xu Na and the others, and they were about to toast when they heard Su Jiameng using her soft childlike voice to scream even more powerfully, with lyrics equally strong, causing the four to spit out the un-swallowed wine directly.

"I am a wolf from the north~~~ but in the south, I became a frozen dog~~~" Su Jiameng seemed to sing happily, but forgot the following lyrics, then sang randomly, stepping on a watermelon peel, singing wherever it slid.

"A thousand years awaits~~~ ah ah ah!!!!" Su Jiameng finished the raspy route, her pitch sharply dropped, starting to get emotional.

"Don’t wait till a thousand years later, the world already lost me~~~~ Sitting by the high stack of grain listening to Cao Cao say~~~ Fairy tales deceive, I could never be yours~~~ Monkey Brother! Monkey Brother! You’re truly amazing! The Five Elements mountain can’t suppress you~~ Tiger! Mouse! Can’t tell them apart! Gourd baby! Gourd baby! Seven melons on one vine! Today you’re going to marry me~~ It’s him! It’s him! It’s really him!"

Xu Na choked violently for a long time, covering one ear with one hand, elbowing K3 in the waist with the other, shouting near his ear, "Boss Qin! Not going to stop Xiao Meng? If she continues to sing like this, even if the soundproofing is good, the neighbors will come over to complain? Feels like the whole ground is shaking..."