Doctor and His Glamorous Sister-in-Law-Chapter 798 - 801: Steal!

With that, Nie Qiqi tried for the third time to break free from Liu Ergou's embrace and get him breakfast.

However, she failed again. This time, the failure left Nie Qiqi on the verge of a breakdown.

"Liu Ergou, what on earth do you want? I'll get you breakfast since you're hungry, so why won't you let me go?" she cried. "How am I supposed to get you breakfast if you don't let me go? Don't tell me you expect me to fetch it with my mind?"

Looking at Nie Qiqi's frantic state, Liu Ergou said, "Didn't I tell you? By the time you get back with breakfast, I'll have already starved to death!"

"I can't wait that long! I want to eat breakfast now!"

"Are you insane?" Nie Qiqi completely lost it. "If I don't go get breakfast, what are you going to eat?"

"Eat me! Don't I look like breakfast to you?"

To Nie Qiqi's utter astonishment, Liu Ergou nodded vigorously after she said that.

"Eating you sounds fine. You do look quite a bit like breakfast! Since you offered, I'll help myself!"

Liu Ergou's words sent a cold dread through Nie Qiqi's heart.

What did he mean by that? Could it be... he eats people?! If he's a cannibal...

The thought alone made Nie Qiqi break out in a cold sweat.

In the next second, Liu Ergou chuckled, reached out with his large hand, and gave a sharp tug, lifting the T-shirt Nie Qiqi was wearing.

Seeing this, Nie Qiqi couldn't help but let out a piercing scream.

"AAAH!"

"Liu Ergou, don't eat me! I'm telling you, cannibalism is illegal!"

"Don't eat me!"

Her plea that cannibalism was illegal left Liu Ergou completely baffled.

What on earth is this girl thinking? When did I ever say I was going to eat someone? This is absurd!

Looking at the still-screaming Nie Qiqi, Liu Ergou said, his expression darkening, "Are you drunk?"

"When did I ever say I eat people?"

Hearing his denial, Nie Qiqi said pitifully, "You just said it yourself! That you were hungry and wanted to eat me!"

"You even lifted my shirt! If that isn't getting ready to eat someone, what is it?"

After listening to her outburst, veins throbbed on Liu Ergou's forehead.

This girl has a wild imagination.

Taking a deep breath, Liu Ergou explained, "I don't eat people. I lifted your shirt because I wanted a few sips of milk to tide me over!"

"We can go downstairs for breakfast later. Understand?"

The moment she heard Liu Ergou say he wasn't a cannibal, Nie Qiqi heaved a long sigh of relief.

"Oh, you scared me to death. So you don't eat people! You just wanted to drink some milk!" As she said this, her voice abruptly cut off.

Only then did she realize something was terribly wrong.

Liu Ergou said he wanted to drink milk? And he had lifted her shirt.

That means...

Finally understanding what Liu Ergou was about to do, Nie Qiqi immediately tried to stop him. However, with her limited strength, she was no match for him and could only watch helplessly as he lowered his head.

「Half an hour later.」

Liu Ergou lifted his head with a look of disgust. He looked at Nie Qiqi and said, "Tsk, no milk. What a pity. Looks like I'll have to go downstairs and drink milk after all!"

With that, Liu Ergou sighed, pushed Nie Qiqi aside, and turned to head downstairs. Nie Qiqi, however, remained sitting on the sofa, looking completely dazed. It wasn't until Liu Ergou reached the doorway that she finally snapped out of it.

As she watched Liu Ergou's retreating back, she recalled what had just happened, and a wave of humiliation washed over her.

This man... he was toying with her.

At that thought, Nie Qiqi couldn't bear it any longer. She shot up from the sofa and pounced on Liu Ergou from behind. Opening her mouth, she lunged forward to bite his shoulder. However, before her teeth could make contact, Liu Ergou suddenly shot a hand out and caught her by the chin.

Then, he said airily, "Didn't I tell you before? The same move doesn't work twice on a Saint Seiya, let alone a third time!"

"Besides, you really don't have any milk. I wasn't lying. Is that something to get so angry about?"

"Sheesh, you can't even tell the truth these days!"

His words only made Nie Qiqi even more furious, but she was utterly helpless against him. After hesitating for a moment, she suddenly devised a plan to get back at Liu Ergou.

"Didn't you say the same move won't work twice on a Saint Seiya?" Nie Qiqi said with a cold sneer.

Liu Ergou nodded subconsciously. "Yeah, so what's your point?"

At that moment, a malicious grin spread across Nie Qiqi's face.

Then she yelled, "Take my Monkey Steals the Peach!"

With that, her hands became a blur as they shot straight for Liu Ergou's vital area. Because Nie Qiqi's attack was so sudden and Liu Ergou's back was turned, he had absolutely no defense against her Monkey Steals the Peach. In the blink of an eye, she had found her mark.

Liu Ergou crumpled to his knees in agony, unable to stop himself from crying out.

"Nie Qiqi!"

"You vicious woman! You're the most malicious woman I have ever met!"

Seeing Liu Ergou in so much pain, Nie Qiqi couldn't help but laugh triumphantly.

"Hahaha! That'll teach you to tease me! How do you like the taste of my Monkey Steals the Peach?"

"Let's see you try and tease me again! If you dare, I'll just keep on stealing!"

Looking at the gloating Nie Qiqi, Liu Ergou ground out through the pain, "Steal my ass!"

"Are you out of your mind, you silly girl? What if you broke it?"

"Could you take responsibility for that?"

"If you can, then by all means, continue!"

Nie Qiqi, who had been laughing her head off, stopped dead at his words. Only then did the reality of the situation sink in.

A man's private parts are extremely fragile, and I used all my strength for that peach-stealing attack just now. With a strike like that, wouldn't Liu Ergou be...

The thought alone made Nie Qiqi's face turn pale. She already disliked Liu Ergou; the idea of being responsible for him for the rest of her life was a fate worse than death.

After considering this, Nie Qiqi didn't dare to laugh anymore. She quickly rushed over and helped Liu Ergou up, supporting him to the sofa.

Then, she asked with concern, "Liu... Liu Ergou, you can't be serious!"

"You're so strong, my Monkey Steals the Peach shouldn't have been a big deal, right?"

"You're the Divine Doctor, after all! Even if there was a problem, you could probably heal yourself. You're not going to try and pin this on me, are you?"

Liu Ergou was sweating profusely from the pain, but upon hearing her words, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.