Doctor and His Glamorous Sister-in-Law-Chapter 616 - 619 Poison

At Xu Yulan's words, Liu Ergou finally lowered his head and sniffed himself. The moment he took a whiff, the stench was so overwhelming that he nearly keeled over.

Subsequently, Liu Ergou seriously considered just how long it had been since he last bathed.

After some thought, he said to Xu Yulan, "Ah, it seems I haven't bathed in a week, Sister-in-law!"

The moment these words escaped his lips, Xu Yulan looked at Liu Ergou in astonishment. Her gaze made him so embarrassed that he lowered his head.

Then, he explained meekly, "This past week, I've been completely absorbed in my special training. Every day was just getting beaten up, over and over again. It was so painful and exhausting that I just didn't feel like moving when I got back."

"And so I didn't take a bath. I can't believe a whole week has passed in the blink of an eye!"

After hearing Liu Ergou's explanation, Xu Yulan couldn't help but gently tap him on the forehead.

"Oh, we can't blame you entirely for this, Er Gou."

"You really have had a tough time lately. It's no problem. At worst, I'll help you bathe when you get back tonight."

Upon hearing that Xu Yulan would help him bathe, Liu Ergou's eyes immediately lit up.

This has never happened before!

Seeing Liu Ergou's shining eyes, Xu Yulan shyly lowered her head. She didn't know what had just possessed her to utter such audacious words.

However, words spoken are like spilled water; there was no taking them back now. Since she had said it, she had to follow through.

With this thought, Xu Yulan reached out and touched Liu Ergou's face.

"Alright, don't just stand there daydreaming. Go deliver the food to your friend. Your sister-in-law will keep her word!"

Encouraged by Xu Yulan's words, Liu Ergou nodded enthusiastically, then turned and dashed off.

Not until Liu Ergou had disappeared from view did Xu Yulan cover her face, murmuring in embarrassment, "Oh my, what just came over me? How could such an idea have popped into my head? It's so embarrassing! I could just die from the shame!"

She mumbled to herself for quite some time before she finally managed to calm down. Afterward, she got back to work.

Meanwhile, Liu Ergou was carrying the lunchbox and heading up the mountain.

As he walked, a daring idea suddenly sprang to mind.

For the past week, Ning Hua has done nothing but beat me up. It was so painful that I sometimes couldn't even sleep at night. If it weren't for my injuries healing significantly during my morning cultivation, I probably wouldn't have survived this week. Thinking this, Liu Ergou made up his mind. I am going to get proper revenge on Ning Hua!

As for how he would get his revenge, Liu Ergou already had a plan.

Without another thought, he clutched the lunchbox and ran all the way back up the mountain. Then, he pushed the container in his hands in front of Ning Hua.

"Senior Sister, I've brought the meal!"

"Today's food is quite good! There are two meat dishes and one vegetable dish: braised pork, sweet and sour ribs, and lettuce in oyster sauce!"

"Hurry and eat. Today's dishes should be to your liking!"

Hearing Liu Ergou's words, Ning Hua didn't say much. She opened the lunchbox and began to eat at a leisurely pace.

Liu Ergou sat nearby, staring at her intently.

He stared for more than ten minutes, giving Ning Hua goosebumps all over.

Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Ning Hua raised her head and asked, "Liu Ergou, why are you staring at me while I eat?"

"Don't you know it's incredibly rude to stare at someone while they're eating? It makes me really uncomfortable, like I've stolen your food or something!"

Liu Ergou hurriedly waved his hands.

"Oh, Senior Sister, you're really overthinking it. I just wanted to ask how the food tasted today."

Ning Hua responded without looking up, "How else? As delicious as always!"

"No different from before. If I had to say something, it's just missing a Coke. A Coke would make it perfect!"

"Ohhh," Liu Ergou said, intentionally drawing out the sound.

He then added with a meaningful tone, "If it's delicious, then you should eat more, Senior Sister!"

"TSK, TSK, TSK!"

Then, he put on a regretful expression and shook his head.

Just as he expected, after this little performance, Ning Hua immediately looked at him suspiciously and put down her lunchbox.

She demanded, "Liu Ergou, what's that supposed to mean? What do you mean, I should eat more if it's delicious?"

The moment he heard this, Liu Ergou put on an innocent face. "Senior Sister, did I say something wrong?"

"When something is delicious, don't you want to eat more of it?"

Ning Hua scratched her head and thought carefully. Liu Ergou was right; one should indeed eat more of something delicious.

But very quickly, she thought of another problem.

"Wait a minute, you almost distracted me. Why did you have that regretful look on your face just now, and why did you make that sound?"

"Explain yourself, Liu Ergou!"

Seeing that Ning Hua was about to lose her temper, Liu Ergou hurriedly said, "Senior Sister, don't rush to get angry. If you get angry, the poison will spread faster, and it will take effect much quicker!"

At these words, Ning Hua froze on the spot. Her gaze, fixed on Liu Ergou, was filled with shock and disbelief.

Trembling, Ning Hua pointed a finger at him and demanded, "Liu... Liu Ergou!"

"Why did you poison me?"

"I'm your Senior Sister! Besides, I've never done anything to wrong you. Why would you poison me?"

Seeing Ning Hua's reaction, Liu Ergou had to suppress a laugh.

This is so satisfying!

Although Liu Ergou was bursting with laughter on the inside, his expression remained perfectly serious.

He looked at Ning Hua and said, "There's no point in saying any of that now, Senior Sister!"

"You should be thinking about how to beg me for the antidote. That's what really matters!" 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

"Or have you had enough of living already?"

"If you've had enough, then you don't have to ask me for the antidote!"

Liu Ergou's words snapped Ning Hua back to her senses.

"Right, the antidote. Give me the antidote, quickly! Otherwise, after I die, Master will never let you get away with it! He'll clean house personally!"

Hearing this, Liu Ergou decisively shook his head.

"There is no antidote."

"I didn't bother making an antidote when I prepared this poison!"

Liu Ergou's words made Ning Hua stumble back several steps in fright. Losing her balance, she collapsed onto the ground.

At that moment, her face was a mask of despair.

Seeing the desperate look on Ning Hua's face, Liu Ergou had no intention of letting her off.

Instead, he continued, "Senior Sister, I think it's a bit too early for you to be despairing!"