Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance-Chapter 1081 - 751: Way Out (Second Bonus - for Alliance Leader: Come Back and Brush Your Teeth)

Chen Yunyun stayed silent for a moment, merely saying "Oh."

"Is that so."

"What are you planning to do..." Jiang Nian looked at her.

"No plans, I just know now." Chen Yunyun replied, "I won't tell anyone either."

Hearing this, Jiang Nian was relieved.

"Alright."

Both of them had a tacit understanding and wouldn't meddle. The better the friends, the more mindful they should be.

"Does your yogurt taste the same as mine?"

"It's different."

"Then let me try it."

"It... it's the same." Chen Yunyun finally felt embarrassed, unable to resist Jiang Nian's cheekiness.

Wang Yuhe was curious and leaned over to take a look at Chen Yunyun's. Then she glanced at her own, still wanting to see Jiang Nian's.

"Is mine the same?"

Jiang Nian didn't want to taste it, so he fibbed.

"Look at the floor."

"No way!!" Wang Yuhe gave him a look reserved for idiots and stomped back to the classroom.

Watching the grade schooler leave, Jiang Nian remarked.

"I read an article about ducks' feet not being very sanitary. Eating them often can cause stomachaches."

"It's fine usually, but during college entrance exams..."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yunyun frowned.

"I'll talk to her later."

"Alright."

Seeing no one around, Jiang Nian pinched Chen Yunyun's cheek, "You should mind your own business less too."

"Everyone already guessed it was you who asked."

Chen Yunyun nodded, her cheek hurt a bit from the pinch, "I got it, I won't ask next time."

"It's not about not asking, but asking in a different way." Jiang Nian teased, "Wow, you're slow to catch on."

"But... how do I switch?" Chen Yunyun felt a bit wronged, but was secretly happy.

He was actually quite impatient, but saying so much showed he cared and didn't want her to suffer.

"Don't meddle, and it's all good." Jiang Nian pinched Chen Yunyun's cheek again, thinking how springy it felt.

"Okay, okay," Chen Yunyun said.

Jiang Nian nodded contently. There was nothing more to do, so he turned around and headed back to the classroom.

After lunch break.

Zhang Ningzhi came carrying a cute pink crossbody bag, it was the new bag she got for her hiking trip.

"Hello, hello, good afternoon!"

"Good afternoon."

Jiang Nian glanced up, a bit groggy from sleep. He got a treat from the rich girl's offering.

"Here, coffee."

"Uh... thanks."

He thought it was bottled coffee from a supermarket, but when he touched it, he realized it was hot and was momentarily stunned.

"Where did you buy it?"

In the small town there were no coffee shops, the economy couldn't support it. At least around the school, they were essentially non-existent.

But the psychology room had one, Lan Lan had bought a coffee machine herself, such a luxurious old woman.

Upon hearing, Zhang Ningzhi's face lit with a smile.

"Guess."

"Did you grind it?"

"Yes, hand ground." Zhang Ningzhi pursed her lips, "Once ground, I made it at the drinking fountain."

As she spoke, she patted her small crossbody bag.

This really moved Jiang Nian. Her thoughtful gesture really filled the bill.

"Thank you, I feel so warm inside."

"Hey!" Zhang Ningzhi almost got goosebumps, "No need for such mushy gratitude."

"Hey, if you like it, I can give you a set of hand grinding equipment. It's very affordable."

Jiang Nian looked it up, it wasn't too expensive indeed.

"Okay..."

Just as he was about to agree, he glimpsed Li Qingrong lifting her head. Immediately warning bells rang in his mind as he changed tack.

"Such a hassle, I'm pretty lazy. Think about it, after hand grinding then boiling and you still have to wash the cup."

Zhang Ningzhi: "....."

"Humph! Lazy to death!" she snapped in annoyance, turning away puffed up, "No coffee for you!"

With that, she took the coffee away.

Jiang Nian wanted to say he'd already drunk it but seeing Zhang Ningzhi puff up like an angry cat, decided to get up.

"I need to take a leak."

The coffee aroma was rather strong. In the classroom, many nearby people had already smelled it.

Zhang Ningzhi felt a bit awkward too, so she picked it up and took a sip.

"So hot."

....

After lunch, the corridor was well lit with sunlight.

"Whoa! Jiang Nian!" The big guy coming up from the stairs spotted him, "Where to?"

"To pee."

"Come on, come on, let's go together." Ma Guojun was always enthusiastic about this, because some people weren't.

"Hurry up!"

"Come on, Li Hua, are you coming?"

"I didn't drink much water at noon." Li Hua said a bit sheepishly, "No urge, you guys go ahead."

"Are you feeling weak?" Ma Guojun said slyly, "Every time we go to the restroom, you're the slowest one."

An introverted person encountering someone even more introverted would automatically act extroverted.

"C'mon!" The big guy urged Li Hua towards the restroom.

"No way, no way," Li Hua was finally breaking, "Oh come on Chi Shi, stop pulling your dad!"

Ma Guojun and Jiang Nian laughed heartily, letting go of Li Hua in the process.

"Kidneys are weak."

"Totally agree." Jiang Nian concurred, extending his hands to him, "Come on, pee in my hand."

Students passing by glanced over, casting shocking looks.

Whoa, pervert?

"Chi Shi! Chi Shi!!" Li Hua was completely blushing, "Roll, roll, stop bothering me here."

Jiang Nian grinned widely, swaggering into the restroom.

"Li Hua really is weak."

During his pee break.

Almost without warning, as he relaxed, a mechanical synthesized voice chimed in his mind.

[Standing at the crossroads of thirty-nine, your appearance and physical fitness return to their peak, your wealth is accumulating.

And reconnecting with multiple women, dating plans are gradually advancing, their affection for you is rising.

Looking back on life, you still have regrets.]

Jiang Nian scrolled down each line, pondering how the system really chooses its timing, doing this while he's peeing.

Scrolling down, he was suddenly stunned.