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Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 32 Eater God Reviews Suggests Steaming _1
32: Chapter 32 Eater God Reviews, Suggests Steaming _1
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Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Waiting for my train, should arrive after 3 p.m.
Little Merperson: I’ll come to the station to pick you up!
Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: No need, it would be too much trouble for you, and besides, the school has arranged a shuttle bus for new students.
Little Merperson: Hmph, I think you just want to flirt with the senior students, right?
Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: …
Little Merperson: The senior girls are all wolves, you’d better protect yourself!
Hua Yue Yu felt that, with Lin Bai Ci’s face and figure, he wouldn’t lack girlfriends during his four years of university.
If he were a bit more of a playboy, he could pull off a “pentakill” in a single semester.
Time flew by with someone to chat with.
“Attention passengers, the G1955 train from Guangqing Station to Haijing South is now boarding.
Please proceed to check-in gates A12 and B12, and board at platform 16!”
“When using the escalator, please stand firm and hold on to the handrails!” freēwēbηovel.c૦m
“Mind the gap between the platform and the train when boarding!”
The station broadcast sounded, rousing the seated travelers, who, like a school of fish attracted by tourists’ feeding, all began to move toward the check-in gates.
Four long queues quickly snaked their way out.
Lin Bai Ci glanced at his phone.
9:37, the train’s about to leave.
Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: They’re checking tickets!
Little Merperson: Be safe!
Haijing awaits you!
Followed by an emoji hugging.
Lin Bai Ci put away his phone, stood up, slung on his backpack, and seeing everyone carrying quite a bit of luggage, with at least a suitcase and a hand-carry bag, felt a surge of happiness welling up inside.
He didn’t rush to line up but instead walked toward the programmer with dark circles under his eyes.
After the programmer hastily packed up his laptop and scurried to queue, Lin Bai Ci casually took a spot behind him.
“Handsome guy, why don’t you get a check-up?”
Lin Bai Ci knew this kind of approach was abrupt and mentioning someone might be ill could even earn him a punch, but thinking that saving a life was more meritorious than creating a seven-tier pagoda, he decided to speak up anyway.
The programmer turned around, puzzled.
“You look pale and unwell; you must be sick!”
Lin Bai Ci spoke with sincere concern.
“Thank you!”
The programmer politely thanked him without taking it seriously.
He had recently been feeling unwell, but with a 996 work schedule plus all-nighters, he’d be a fool to expect health.
He figured he’d get better after a long holiday following the completion of his project.
Seeing the programmer’s expression, Lin Bai Ci knew he wasn’t taking it seriously and thus told a benign lie.
“I’m a medical student, and my grades are pretty good!”
Lin Bai Ci smiled, showing eight shiny teeth, his handsome and sunny appearance radiating gentleness and an affable charm.
The programmer, hearing that Lin Bai Ci was a medical student, took his advice to heart.
“Thank you!”
The programmer decided to get a check-up at the hospital once his business trip was over—it’s better to be safe than sorry.
“You’re welcome!”
Lin Bai Ci was merely doing a good deed to accumulate karma.
“Young man, can you check me out?
Am I sick?”
An auntie in her fifties suddenly spoke up.
Obviously, she was looking for a free check-up.
[She’s a diabetic who doesn’t watch her diet, eating recklessly.
In two years, she’ll pay the price!]
“Auntie, you need to watch your diet.
Diabetes requires careful attention to what you eat!”
Lin Bai Ci advised.
“Wow, spot on!”
The auntie looked astonished.
“I was diagnosed with diabetes less than five months ago.
How could you tell?”
Nearby passengers who hadn’t initially noticed started turning their heads at the auntie’s exclamation.
The programmer also looked on in surprise.
Lin Bai Ci smiled.
Eater God, impressive indeed!
This must be some powerful Divine Grace!
“Young man, can I have your phone number?
Which school are you studying medicine at?”
The auntie believed Lin Bai Ci had good medical skills, so his teacher must be even better, worth paying a visit.
“Handsome, can you take a look at me?
What’s wrong with me?”
“Young man, I’ve been losing my appetite recently.
What’s going on?”
“I’ve been having headaches for several months.
The CT scan didn’t show anything.
Can you have a look?”
Those approaching Lin Bai Ci were older folks, not so much looking for a freebie, but believing they’d chanced upon a skilled doctor and finding the opportunity rare.
After all, who doesn’t want to live a long, healthy life?
Lin Bai Ci felt overwhelmed, wishing he hadn’t been so talkative.
Luckily, the ticket inspector was quick, and it wasn’t long before it was Lin Bai Ci’s turn.
He scanned his ticket and swiftly made his way to the platform.
The high-speed train approached, stirring a fierce draft.
As the train slowed and steadied, Lin Bai Ci hurried to carriage 07.
“Please stand behind the yellow line!”
A station employee, with a loudspeaker, warned everyone to maintain safety.
The door opened, and after letting off the departing passengers, those eagerly waiting surged into the train like sardines vying for food.
Since everyone had substantial luggage, and the door was narrow, boarding was somewhat difficult.
Lin Bai Ci, over 1.8 meters tall with strength that soared after consuming the Meteorite and God’s Bones, could bench press 100 kilograms with ease.
But he refrained from joining the fray.
Everyone feared missing the train, so they moved swiftly.
Lin Bai Ci didn’t have to wait long until he was the only one left on the platform.
He stepped up, crossed over, and entered the carriage.
Passengers hadn’t settled in yet, the aisle was filled with people stowing their luggage, and the area bustled.
Lin Bai Ci waited near the carriage connector for a while longer.
The train began to move.
People gradually quieted down, with most starting to play with their smartphones.
“18F!”
Lin Baici, holding his ticket, frowned when he found his seat.
The woman he had seen in the waiting hall before, dressed in a denim mini-skirt and beige studded high heels, was sitting in his spot.
Lin Baici didn’t dislike her because of HIV; it seemed she had taken his seat by mistake.
Seats C, D, and F, with F supposed to be the one by the window.
Lin Baici looked down, glanced at the train ticket again, and then compared it with the seat numbers on the train.
“Beauty, it seems you’re in the wrong seat!”
Lin Baici showed his ticket: “I’m 18F, by the window!”
“Handsome, my name is Song Li, I was just thinking about enjoying the scenery outside, can we switch seats?”
Upon seeing Lin Baici, a hint of delight appeared on the young woman’s face.
She hadn’t expected to be so lucky as to sit next to such a handsome guy.
Lin Baici didn’t mind, he placed his backpack on the luggage rack and sat down in 18C by the aisle.
The passenger in 18D, a male student, squeezed between Lin Baici and Song Li, looked to be eighteen or nineteen, also a university student about to go on a journey.
Song Li was very pretty and dressed sexily, making 18D feel awkward and excited, fantasizing about something good happening during the trip.
“Thank you, handsome!”
Song Li revealed a smile: “Are you a university student?
What’s your name?”
“Hmm!”
Lin Baici nodded, feeling no interest in giving his name to a stranger.
The boy in 18D felt this guy must be seriously ill.
A beautiful woman is hitting on you, and you’re acting indifferent?
Don’t you realize you’re wasting a treasure?
If it were me, I’d tell her everything, even what my ancestors did for a living.
Lin Baici’s aloofness made Song Li feel embarrassed, and a stubborn competitiveness rose in her heart.
She turned and smiled at 18D.
“What about you?
You look like a university student too?”
18D, flattered, immediately nodded: “Yes, I took the college entrance exam in June and got an acceptance letter from Haijing Normal University!”
“So impressive!”
Song Li displayed an envious expression at the right moment.
“Not really, it’s pretty ordinary!”
Though 18D said so, his face was already brimming with pride.
“Handsome, which university are you from?”
Song Li purposefully squeezed Lin Baici.
If his university wasn’t as good as Haijing Normal, he’d surely be frustrated.
[This woman is PUA-ing you, recommend steaming her!]
Eater God was bristling with murderous intent.
“Sister Song, understand, if he doesn’t want to say, don’t ask!”
18D looked at Lin Baici and smiled: “Some in our class didn’t do well and don’t like answering this kind of question either!”
Young teenagers just entering puberty, when they see a fashionable and charming woman like Song Li, simply can’t contain themselves, like a peacock fighting for the right to mate, desperate to show off their most beautiful feathers.
Lin Baici wasn’t made of clay, especially after witnessing life and death at Dragon Temple’s God’s Ruins, he too had developed sharp edges.
I don’t care about you chasing girls, but using me as a stepping stone?
No way!
“Is Haijing Polytechnic not as good as Haijing Normal?”
Lin Baici asked with a serious face.
“Uh…”
18D was at a loss for words.
Are you kidding me?
Haijing Polytechnic is one of the top five universities in Haijing City, with a cut-off score over sixty points higher than Haijing Normal.
That’s the college entrance examination score, where a single point difference can eliminate tens of thousands of people.
Song Li wasn’t familiar with the university rankings, but judging from the situation, it seemed like 18D had been outclassed, by far more than a little bit.
“Damn, he’s so handsome, his grades are so good, can there be any justice left in the world?”
The more Song Li thought about it, the angrier she got, most importantly, why didn’t he pay any attention to her?
“Sister Song, would you like some chips?”
18D took out a bunch of snacks from his Nike backpack and handed them to Song Li.
“Thanks!”
Song Li was distracted.
Usually, if 18D tried so hard to please her, Song Li would also chat with him, add him on WeChat; after all, keeping a fawning dog is no hassle, but with the presence of this indifferent guy as a contrast, she lost interest.
Wait a minute,
Could this kid be playing hard to get?
Song Li suddenly got excited.
Playing this game with me?
You’re still too green!
Song Li began to chat and laugh with 18D.
An hour passed, and the indifferent young man was still on his phone.
Damn,
it was the latest and most expensive model of the iPhone.
Wait,
The watch on his left wrist, it’s a Rolex!
A rich person indeed!
Song Li felt she might have misjudged him; he wasn’t playing hard to get, he just wasn’t interested in her at all.
Lin Baici’s mobile data wasn’t abundant, he didn’t want to waste it on videos, reading novels was tiring too, so he decided to rest with his eyes closed, planning to take a nap.
But less than half an hour later, he was overwhelmed by hunger, causing his stomach to cramp.