Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 44 Dad is Awesome

"How dare you!" Li Maowen glared at Chen Xiaobei. "You dare say I’m impotent? Believe it or not, I’ll kill you right now!"

WHOOSH!

The moment he spoke, the bodyguards waiting outside charged in, a scene that nearly made Zhao Caixia faint.

Chen Xiaobei, however, remained perfectly calm and composed. "Young Master, I know men have their pride. They hate it most when people say they’re not up to the task. However, facts are facts. Even if you kill me, Young Master, can you change the fact that you’re impotent? Let’s say you fuck my sister today. What happens after you’re done? You’ll feel utterly exhausted, and once you wake up this time, that thing of yours will never get hard again!"

"Just give the word, Young Master, and we’ll chop him into mincemeat," one of the bodyguards said eagerly as the others grew restless.

Zhao Caixia hid behind Chen Xiaobei like a frightened kitten, her delicate body trembling so much she thought she might get wet. She stared in fear at Chen Xiaobei’s placid face and couldn’t help but wonder:

This guy... he dares to say anything, and it even makes sense. Could he really be that skilled?

"Hold on." Li Maowen raised a hand. "Kid, let’s assume what you’re saying is true. Is there a way to fix it?"

"Young Master, it can be treated primarily with acupuncture and supplemented with herbal medicine," Chen Xiaobei replied. "As long as you trust me, I guarantee that in three days, you will be as virile as a tiger! At that point, forget one woman—even fucking ten a day won’t be a problem!"

"Really?" Li Maowen was clearly interested. But then he frowned. "Don’t you try to fool me, you brat. I’ve heard that all traditional Chinese medicine practitioners these days are scammers. You aren’t trying to use this as an opportunity to harm me, are you?"

"You jest, Young Master. I, Chen Wen, am just a humble villager, while you are from a prominent and powerful family. I’m too busy trying to get on your good side, so why would I possibly harm you?"

Seeing that Li Maowen was still skeptical, Chen Xiaobei simply pointed to one of his bodyguards. "Sir, you injured your left leg when you were a child, didn’t you?"

"How did you know?" The man was completely dumbfounded.

Chen Xiaobei didn’t bother to answer, instead pointing at another bodyguard with a smile. "You’ve been suffering from frequent diarrhea lately, haven’t you? And no medicine seems to work. You assumed it was because you couldn’t acclimate to the environment in Mangniu Town, but it’s actually an endocrine imbalance caused by internal deficiency and excessive liver fire. If you trust me, you can try this..."

Soon, Chen Xiaobei had listed the hidden ailments of every bodyguard present. Some of these conditions had plagued them for years and were deeply personal secrets that no investigation could ever uncover. In an instant, the men could no longer remain calm.

"Young Master, this guy is incredible."

"I’ve lived this long and never seen such an amazing doctor!"

"A Divine Doctor! He’s definitely a Divine Doctor!"

At that moment, Chen Xiaobei was like the moon surrounded by stars, and the bodyguards’ eyes were filled with nothing but pure admiration.

Li Maowen’s heart began to race as well. Over the past few years, he had consulted countless famous doctors to treat his post-coital exhaustion, but the conclusion was always the same: it was fundamentally incurable and could only be managed. The only way to manage it was through abstinence. But Li Maowen was miserable without sex; a day without fucking a woman left him feeling awful all over. Asking him to be abstinent would be more painful than death. Watching his member weaken day by day had thrown him into a panic, but now, Chen Xiaobei had given him hope.

Li Maowen grabbed Chen Xiaobei’s hand, his voice thick with excitement. "Ah! I never imagined Brother Chen would possess such incredible medical skills at such a young age. It is my great fortune to have met you. Since that’s the case, Brother Chen, could you perform the acupuncture for me right away? I promise I’ll make it worth your while."

"Please don’t worry, Young Master. It’s no trouble at all," Chen Xiaobei said with a simple-minded chuckle, though a cunning light gleamed in his eyes.

He had no intention of actually curing Li Maowen. He was merely using his True Qi to create the illusion of recovery, one that would linger in Li Maowen’s body for three days. After those three days, however, it would erupt violently from within, completely obliterating Li Maowen’s manhood. By then, not even the gods could save him. Motherfucker. Daring to covet my sister-in-law... you’ll pay for that with your life.

Soon, Li Maowen sent someone out, and they quickly returned with a box of silver needles. Chen Xiaobei made a show of washing his hands, then picked up three silver needles and inserted them into the skin around Li Maowen’s privates.

"Young Master, this technique is called Heavenly Fire Acupuncture. It uses Pure Yang True Qi to continuously stimulate the degenerating sensitive nerves. You will likely get an erection soon, but no matter how hard you get, you must not have relations with a woman, nor should you masturbate. Otherwise, all our progress will be for nothing!"

Li Maowen nodded repeatedly. "I understand, Brother Chen!"

"Then I shall begin." Chen Xiaobei made a gesture as if he were channeling his energy. Then, pointing a single finger, he commanded, "Go!"

SWOOSH—

The silver needles embedded in Li Maowen’s body began to vibrate as if stirred by a breeze, emitting a crisp, humming sound.

"Holy shit! Could this be the legendary ’directing needles with qi’ they talk about in books?"

"A Divine Doctor is truly a Divine Doctor! I thought this kind of thing was just a myth!"

"This Mangniu Town is full of hidden masters! Hahaha, I can feel it! I can feel it!" Li Maowen laughed as he spoke, feeling as if he were floating on air.

At that moment, his previously limp member had hardened like an iron rod, growing a good five or six centimeters longer than before. The onlookers were all dumbstruck, their admiration for Chen Xiaobei simply beyond words.

This was especially true for Zhao Caixia. She was completely soaked underneath, wishing Chen Xiaobei would take her right then and there.

Oh my god! I thought Daddy was only a beast in bed. I had no idea he possessed such incredible medical skills! Zhao Caixia, oh Zhao Caixia, you’ve really hit the jackpot! This won’t do! From this day forward, you have to use every trick in the book to keep a hold of Daddy’s heart. You have to be an obedient little bitch. If Daddy tells you to eat shit, you eat it! Oh, heavens! I’m so in love with Daddy!

Zhang Yingying was just as stunned. As a student who hadn’t seen much of the world, her only principle was to curry favor with the powerful and stick close to the strong. But now that even her idol, the Third Young Master of the Li Family, was singing Chen Xiaobei’s praises, her affections began to shift.

This guy... he’s so handsome! He must be an important figure! But... why does he look more and more familiar?

Clutching her modest chest, Zhang Yingying began to wonder if she should try to seduce Chen Xiaobei later.

Just then, Chen Xiaobei slowly withdrew the needles and said, "Young Master, the treatment is complete. But you must remember, for the next three days, you absolutely cannot touch a woman. I’ll also write you a prescription to Strengthen the Foundation and Nourish the Origin. I guarantee that in three days, you’ll be fucking to your heart’s content!"

Li Maowen was on the verge of tears. "Brother Chen! You are truly my greatest benefactor! From now on, you are my brother. We will share our fortunes and our hardships."

"Hey, you there!" Li Maowen pointed at Zhang Yingying and commanded, "You have a new task. Tonight, I want you to serve Brother Chen and make sure he is thoroughly comfortable and satisfied. If anything goes wrong, I’ll skin you alive!"

"Holy fuck!" Chen Xiaobei shivered. 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖

Forget the fact that Zhang Yingying is Yang Yun’s daughter, just look at her age! If I actually fucked her, wouldn’t I be getting a nice new pair of silver bracelets? There are some depraved things a man should never do, no matter what!