Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 176: The Annoying Problem

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Chapter 176: Chapter 176: The Annoying Problem

Xi Yao spoke with a hint of jealousy, "Didn’t you say that Luo Qingcheng is already your woman? The primary condition for cultivating the Xuantian Jade Maiden Technique is that the practitioner must be a virgin. Otherwise, it’s impossible to practice it! So, why not have her practice the Mysterious Heavenly Desire Technique instead? Isn’t that one way more dominant? Besides, you’re a scumbag. One more or one less woman doesn’t make a difference to you, right?"

"You can shut up!" Chen Xiaobei glared at her and stated firmly, "I may be a scumbag, but I treat every one of my women fairly. I’m not about to cuckold myself. Besides, to be honest with you, Qingcheng and I haven’t actually done it yet."

"Maybe this is fate! She was destined to cultivate the Xuantian Jade Maiden Technique, which is why something unexpected always happens whenever we’re about to get down to business."

"Alright, alright," Chen Xiaobei said, a bit annoyed. "What exactly is this Xuantian Jade Maiden Technique? It doesn’t mean she has to remain a virgin forever after she starts cultivating it, does it? If that’s the case, I won’t let Qingcheng practice it. That’s just too torturous."

"Not at all," Xi Yao explained. "This Cultivation Technique is much more powerful than the other one, but its cultivation method is conventional. Breakthroughs are only possible by absorbing the faint Spiritual Energy from heaven and earth. It’s also divided into nine realms. Before reaching the Mahayana Realm, she won’t be able to cultivate any other techniques, making her no different from an ordinary person.

"However, once she breaks through to the Mahayana Realm, the moment you have relations with her, you will not only absorb all the Spiritual Energy she has accumulated, but you will also trigger the release of her Cultivation Technique’s innate limitations. This will instantly transform her into a top-tier expert capable of dominating the universe. It’s a win-win technique when paired with the Nine Heavens Demon-Vanquishing Technique, but the path is long. Reaching the Mahayana Realm is no easy feat. You need to think this through carefully. There’s no guarantee she’ll ever reach that breakthrough in this lifetime!"

At this moment, Xi Yao’s expression was incredibly grave, and a rare look of concern filled her eyes as she looked at Chen Xiaobei. He fell silent as well.

This Xuantian Jade Maiden Technique seems a lot like a ’Top of the Furnace’ from those online novels. The only difference is that a Top of the Furnace is just a vessel; the person dies after their energy is drained. But the Xuantian Jade Maiden Technique is more like a phoenix being reborn through nirvana, allowing the cultivator to ascend in one fell swoop! I have to admit, this technique is incredible! Still, not being able to have sex during cultivation is pretty torturous. Luo Qingcheng isn’t getting any younger. Can she really hold back? Besides, it isn’t fair to her, is it?

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaobei asked a question so shameless it was asking for a beating.

"Right, so even though Qingcheng can’t have sex while she’s cultivating... can I still go down on her?"

"Chen Xiaobei! You’re truly shameless!!" Xi Yao’s face flushed as red as an apple as she retorted angrily, "You’re right! What we cultivators call ’making love’ refers to the union of yin and yang. As long as you don’t stick ’that thing’ inside, it won’t affect her Cultivation Technique. Are you satisfied now?!"

"Oh, so that’s how it is," Chen Xiaobei finally smiled. "Come on, Xi Yao, don’t be mad. ’Food and sex are part of human nature,’ right? You were trapped for 10,000 years; didn’t you used to pleasure yourself with a rock?

"We’re all adults here, so I have to get the details straight, don’t I?"

"You—" Xi Yao bit her lip, desperately wanting to reach out and scratch the man to death. 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎

We were having a perfectly normal conversation, and this bastard had to drag it into the gutter again. He’s a total scumbag. He deserves to be struck by lightning!

Thinking this, Xi Yao waved her hand dismissively. "Alright, alright! I’ve said my piece, now get lost! Bring her over later, and I’ll personally impart the mental method to her!"

After Chen Xiaobei’s earlier advances, Xi Yao was feeling particularly restless and wanted to find a place to relieve herself.

But Chen Xiaobei didn’t leave. Instead, he pulled a piece of paper from his pocket and said, "That’s not urgent. Help me with this first. Do you recognize the writing on here?"

"A map?" Xi Yao was a curious soul, and her attention was immediately drawn to the paper.

But a moment later, Chen Xiaobei felt an intense wave of fury erupt from within her. Xi Yao’s eyes turned red as she asked, her voice trembling, "This is the script of the Ancient Divine Race! Where did you get this?"

"Well, it’s like this—" Chen Xiaobei recounted the entire story from beginning to end.

Xi Yao nodded, her brow relaxing slightly. "This isn’t a treasure map. It’s a letter from the sect master of the Mysterious Sword Sect to someone named Shangguan Fei. It says that the son of a rebel, carrying the Scarlet Blood Divine Jade, was taken to a place called Shanhe Village at the foot of Qingyang Songshan in the Lower Three Continents. The Scarlet Blood Divine Jade is extremely important to the Mysterious Sword Sect, and he’s ordered Shangguan Fei to retrieve it at all costs!"

Pointing to the symbols on the map, Xi Yao continued, "This is the general area the sect master marked out. He didn’t say what the Scarlet Blood Divine Jade is in the letter, but this is definitely not a treasure map!"

Damn it! How could such a filthy script appear here? Could the Mysterious Sword Sect be descendants of the Ancient Divine Race? "Scum! Scum! Scum!"

Saying this, Xi Yao became like a shrew, tearing the map to shreds in an instant. But even that wasn’t enough to quell her rage. She threw the pieces on the ground and began stomping on them relentlessly, as if she wouldn’t stop until they were completely obliterated.

"Oh my god!" Chen Xiaobei was stunned. He quickly grabbed her in a hug and shouted, "Hey! Is all this really necessary? Even if you stomp that thing into dust, it’s not going to hurt The Nine Supreme Immortal Masters one bit!"

"Is it necessary?" Xi Yao panted. "The fact that they use the script of the Ancient Divine Race to communicate means the Divine Clan has always been coveting the Demon Clan’s lands. Their intentions are abominable! It’s utterly shameless! My Demon Realm isn’t what you humans imagine it to be—it’s not full of bloodshed and violence! It was a peaceful land, and it was all destroyed by that group of people!"

As she spoke, a sob crept into her voice, making Chen Xiaobei’s heart ache for her.

He could only console her. "Alright, I promise you. The day I reach the Mahayana Realm, I will help you kill those Nine Supreme Immortal Masters! Then I’ll help you rebuild the Demon Realm. How does that sound?"

Turning to face him, Xi Yao stared at his face with great solemnity. "You said it. If you can’t do it, I’ll hate you for the rest of my life."

Her eyes were brimming with tears, making her look pitiful and vulnerable, yet she still possessed the commanding aura of a Queen.

Chen Xiaobei was transfixed, fighting the urge to give her a fierce kiss.

But he understood that Xi Yao was heartbroken right now. If he actually did that, how would he be any different from a scoundrel? Still, she’s so upset... how am I supposed to comfort her? Just look at her tears; they won’t stop falling.

But just then, a fragrant aroma suddenly wafted into Chen Xiaobei’s nostrils. He turned to see Qiu Xingcai heading their way with a steaming platter of braised fish.

"That smells so good!" Xi Yao took a deep sniff. SWOOSH! She darted over in a flash.

Chen Xiaobei was speechless.