Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 105: A Classic Movie

In just a few days, Xiao Hua had obviously grown quite a bit larger. It had completely outgrown the category of "cat" and looked more and more like a little tiger cub. Its fur shone brightly and its eyes were sharp. Aside from its still rather youthful face, its demeanor already possessed a hint of the King of All Beasts’ dominance.

Unfortunately, this creature could never rid itself of its lustful nature. No sooner had it entered the scene than Xiao Hua’s eyes were fixed on Luo Qingcheng’s chest, unable to look away. Its small eyes were practically gleaming. Wow, those are some huge breasts! I really want a mouthful!

But although Xiao Hua was lecherous, it still knew its limits. Noticing the many guns pointed at Chen Xiaobei, all its fur stood on end, and it pounced on one of the gunmen in a flash.

"Quick! Kill it! Don’t let it get near me!" Li Xinghe yelled, sweating profusely. Wei Long’s gang had suffered at this cat’s claws last time, and he had no desire to end up like them.

In the next second, over a dozen gunmen opened fire simultaneously, aiming all their bullets at Xiao Hua.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"MEOW—" Xiao Hua’s voice practically broke. If Chen Xiaobei could understand the language of beasts, he would have certainly heard its inner thoughts. I’m just trying to save the day, for fuck’s sake! Do you all really have to shoot at me?

But despite its complaints, Xiao Hua’s movements were still incredibly agile. Weaving left and right with fluid grace, it narrowly dodged every single bullet.

This scene left Li Xinghe and his men dumbfounded. It also reinforced Li Xinghe’s conviction that Shanhe Village was a treasure trove he absolutely had to conquer.

So, he also pulled a gun from his coat. But this sly old fox was smiling maliciously as he aimed the barrel right at Luo Qingcheng!

"Ah—" Luo Qingcheng’s face turned pale with fright. She was out in the open, with nowhere to hide. A sense of indignation swelled in her heart. Am I going to die?

But just then, a voice cried out, "Watch out!"

Chen Xiaobei lunged forward using the Seven Star Tian Gang Step. His body moved like a streak of light as he tackled Luo Qingcheng, knocking her to the ground.

BANG!

At that same moment, Li Xinghe fired. The bullet flew unerringly straight into Chen Xiaobei’s butt!

"Ugh—" The searing pain instantly contorted Chen Xiaobei’s face. But he was a real man, and with his Legacy in hand, what was a minor injury like this?

Chen Xiaobei did a quick donkey roll and scrambled up from the ground. Then, before Li Xinghe could pull the trigger a second time, he snatched a rock off the ground and hurled it at him. This time, Chen Xiaobei used all his strength, and the rock flew nearly twice as fast as a bullet! Unfortunately, his aim was terrible. It missed Li Xinghe’s head and shattered his left leg instead.

"AAAAH! MY LEG!" Li Xinghe screamed, collapsing to the ground.

"Master—" His gunmen instinctively glanced over.

Seizing the opportunity, Xiao Hua charged into the crowd with bared teeth and claws. In an instant, screams filled the air as flesh and blood flew. Five of the gunmen had their throats torn out by Xiao Hua on the spot. But that was Xiao Hua’s limit. After all, there were too many opponents. Once they recovered, the sheer density of bullets was more than it could handle.

But Li Xinghe was already scared witless. Clutching his cleanly broken leg, he snarled, "Quick, get me out of here! Call Mao Chun! I want them to suffer a fate worse than death! Chen Xiaobei, just you wait!"

And with that, protected by the remaining gunmen, Li Xinghe was shoved into a car, and they scurried away from the riverbank in disgrace.

"Fuck, that hurts so bad!" Chen Xiaobei muttered, clutching his profusely bleeding butt as he sank to one knee.

"Chen Xiaobei, are you okay?" Luo Qingcheng rushed to support him, her mind a complete blank. She was overcome with guilt. If she hadn’t stubbornly run out of the village, Chen Xiaobei wouldn’t have been hurt.

"Damn it, be gentle! That hurts," Chen Xiaobei winced, shooting her an annoyed look.

"Oh—" Luo Qingcheng’s eyes were red with panic. "Your butt is bleeding so much! I... I’ll take you to a hospital." As she spoke, she tried to pull him to his feet, but she didn’t have the strength and ended up toppling over onto him instead.

"Fuck, are you trying to finish me off?!" Chen Xiaobei cried, tears of pain welling in his eyes.

"S-sorry, I didn’t mean to!" Luo Qingcheng stammered, lowering her head like a little girl who had made a mistake. "Chen Xiaobei, just hang on. I can’t move you by myself. I’ll go back to the village and get your sister-in-law!"

"No," Chen Xiaobei said, quickly grabbing her. "Don’t tell my sister-in-law. She’s timid; the news would scare her to death. By the way, how bad is my butt? Quick, take a look for me!"

With that, Chen Xiaobei lay face down on the ground.

Luo Qingcheng was mortified, but this was a matter of life and death. Forcing herself to calm down, she pulled down Chen Xiaobei’s pants with trembling hands. A closer look revealed that the bullet had gone deep into his left butt cheek, leaving only a small, continuously bleeding hole.

"Ah! The bullet is too deep, I can’t see it!" Luo Qingcheng cried out, her voice choked with anxious tears. "I should call for an ambulance."

"No, don’t call anyone! Everyone will find out," Chen Xiaobei said through gritted teeth, looking back at her. "Just figure out a way to get the bullet out for me. As soon as it’s out, I’ll be fine."

"What? Dig it out?!" Luo Qingcheng’s mouth fell open as she gestured with her hands. "You mean... just dig it out like this?"

"Of course! How else are you supposed to do it?" Chen Xiaobei said, exasperated. He had originally planned to ask Xi Yao for help, but she and Xiao Hua had retreated to a safe distance from the very beginning, watching the drama unfold as if she couldn’t wait for things to get more exciting. She’s doing this on purpose!

Resigned, Chen Xiaobei knelt and stuck his butt in the air. "Luo Qingcheng, stop dawdling and just dig it out. Don’t forget, I’m the one who sucked the poison out for you last time. You’re not really going to refuse to help me with something this small, are you?"

"Who said I don’t want to help? It’s just... without any anesthesia, won’t it be incredibly painful?" Luo Qingcheng replied, horrified.

"Anesthesia?" Chen Xiaobei paused. An idea suddenly sparked in his mind as he recalled a classic movie. "Don’t worry, I’ve got anesthesia right here."

Under Luo Qingcheng’s astonished gaze, Chen Xiaobei took out his phone and played a porn clip.

"Mmm, ah, stop it! Aaaah!"

The lewd sounds made Luo Qingcheng’s face turn crimson. "Chen Xiaobei, what are you doing?!" she said, speechless. "This isn’t anesthesia!"

"You don’t get it," Chen Xiaobei said, looking back. "In ancient times, Guan Yu played chess while a surgeon scraped his bone to remove poison. Today, Chen Xiaobei watches porn while having a bullet dug out of his flesh. Now, are you going to hurry up? You don’t actually want me to die, do you?"

"Fine, fine! I’ll do it, okay?!" Luo Qingcheng was both mortified and furious. Face flushed, she reached out with her hand.

"Oh, yes! That’s it! Harder... a little harder," Chen Xiaobei moaned.

Luo Qingcheng didn’t overthink it. Assuming she hadn’t reached the bullet yet, she suddenly pushed her finger in with all her might.

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!"

In an instant, Chen Xiaobei’s shriek echoed through the air, scaring off the birds that had gathered to watch the commotion.