After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!-Chapter 143 - 141: Stress Response

[Even though... I really want just a ’tiny bit’ of this affinity! Then my cat at home would definitely want to be a little closer to me! Sadly, I am exactly what Wang Sirui calls an animal insulator! The animals I raise are all too proud! They wouldn’t get close to me!! Wahhh, I’m crying.]

[My cat is super aloof too! Unless it’s hungry and needs cat food, or in a good mood to let me rub its soft belly, usually, I can’t even touch its fur! Just now, after finishing its cat food, it walked away without even looking back... Only after raising a cat do I understand the sorrows of a pet owner.]

[Yours is still okay!! My cat at home, not to mention lying down and letting me rub its belly! Even a glance my way would be generous! It completely treats me like a mere pooper scooper! Every time I see videos of those sensible, well-behaved, sweet, and cute little kittens, I wish I could grab mine to show it—this is how a kitty should be!! However, mine is the quintessential bad cat! After enjoying a meal, it just walks off without a second glance.]

[Hahaha, I’m luckier, our cat is super sweet and adorable! Every time I come home, it runs straight to me on its little short legs, rubbing against my leg, meowing, and besides when it’s bathing, it’s so cute it melts my heart! This is the most delightful thing when I drag my tired body home after a day’s work!]

[We don’t have a sweet little soft cat, only a purebred house-wrecking Husky!! It can’t do anything but wreck the house!! Trying to get it to show its soft little belly is a tall tale! It can demolish the house until you have no temper left!]

[At least you have cats and dogs! I’m an animal repellant, just like you all say, an animal insulator! Even the most well-behaved kitten won’t come close to me... The fiercer ones will bark at me on sight! That’s why I envy Qin Yun’s affinity for animals so much!! I can’t even imagine being surrounded by dolphins, I just want to be surrounded by fluff! I really hope one day I can wake up in a pile of fluff, that would definitely make me laugh in my sleep!]

[Hahaha... then quickly follow Qin Yun! Maybe one day you’ll achieve this dream!]

Yang Leqi suddenly thought of something before and felt it wasn’t just affinity at play, it was about beast taming! Affinity can make little animals close, but it can’t make animals fear!

Whether it was the previous flock of sheep, the chickens, or the fish later on, all of that isn’t achievable just with affinity.

Her Sister Yun is indeed a Beast Taming Master!!

But she wouldn’t tell that silly Wang Sirui!

Speaking of which, Wang Sirui suddenly remembered when he was on a program before, looking very bitter, "Sister Yun, if only you could share a bit of your affinity, I wouldn’t have been chased by a dog on the program last time!"

[Hahaha, as a long-time fan of this silly person! I remember this! That dog chased Wang Sirui for two blocks! It was only driven away by other guests teaming up, otherwise, his pants would have been in danger!! doge]

[It’s been a long time since that happened. If he hadn’t brought it up, I would have forgotten.]

[I still have his meme from when he was scared out of his wits! I still take it out to use every now and then! Don’t come over! .jpg]

[Hahaha, I haven’t seen that pic in so long! Right now, I’m using a new series of his memes! But I’ve saved that pic now so I can use it again! doge]

[I’m planning to dig up that program and rewatch it! Don’t come over! .jpg]

[You guys are so mean!]

"It’s not too late to share now, aren’t there so many dolphins here? You can’t touch dogs now, but you can touch dolphins," Qin Yun laughed.

Pei Yan suddenly thought of something and chuckled, "I wonder if with too much affinity, Wang Sirui would be chased by a group of dogs competing for attention?"

[Hahaha! When brother speaks, he hits straight to Wang Sirui’s fragile heart!!]

[I thought we were mean enough! But unexpectedly, brother is the meanest! With one sentence, he instantly dissuaded anyone from wanting such high affinity, hahaha...]

[Even though, just a second ago Wang Sirui was saying he got chased by a dog because of his animal insulator status, and now brother says high affinity will have the dogs chasing you for affection. Great, now, high affinity isn’t good either. Being an insulator is even worse! This is killing me with laughter!!]

"Hahaha! That scene would surely be spectacular! I think it’s doable! Doesn’t he want more affinity? Let him experience being competed over by fluff!" Yang Leqi immediately laughed while adding fuel to the fire.

"If that’s the case, I’d definitely run to you first!" Wang Sirui’s expression immediately froze, sneering.

"Nah nah nah, I’m not stupid! I won’t just stand there and let you bring the dogs over!" Yang Leqi made a funny face at him and laughed triumphantly.

The scene burst into laughter.

With back-and-forth banter, a few light remarks helped Qin Yun explain everything clearly.

Compared to the laughter here, Chen Yao and their side were in a much worse state.

As soon as they entered, they unexpectedly heard the eerie sound of a child, and both instinctively wanted to hide, resulting in them crashing into each other.

"Slap"

"Bang"

"Ah——"

In this quiet room, the sound of the two colliding was louder than the child’s voice from the doll.

Amid the panic, Qin Hao accidentally stepped on Chen Yao’s foot, and the room echoed with Chen Yao’s painful shout, "Damn, Qin Hao, get off my foot! You’re stepping on it!!"

"S-sorry! Brother Yao!" followed by Qin Hao’s hurried apologies and the shuffling of footsteps.

The two barely managed to enter the room when they opened it and were stared at by countless eyes, scaring Qin Hao so much that he curled up into Chen Yao’s arms.

Chen Yao was startled too, with something suddenly in his arms, reflexively tossing Qin Hao out, shouting instinctively, "***What the heck is that!!"

The whole process was so fast that Qin Hao couldn’t react. By the time he did, he was already on the ground.

The pain in his body made him hiss, his voice changed, calling out, "...Brother Yao... it’s me."

Only then did Chen Yao fully realize what was happening, the room was filled with dolls, and what he had just thrown was not an object but Qin Hao...

"Next time, don’t suddenly touch me. I just finished filming, I still have reflexes, and I might react unconsciously!" Chen Yao said, half-laughing, half-crying, as he bent down to help Qin Hao up from the floor.