A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother-Chapter 101: Great Dao Oath

"Let me go, let me go, you beast....."

Di Nü Feng struggled wildly.

But she quickly realized it was useless.

She shouted angrily, "Can you not hit my face?!"

"I have a way for both of us to get out."

"Oh?"

Di Nü Feng raised her pretty eyebrows.

"I have a way to help you temporarily recover your strength. Can you break open this place?"

"You?"

Di Nü Feng looked at Li Xuanxiao with disdain.

You? A little Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator?

But seeing Li Xuanxiao’s serious expression, Di Nü Feng hesitated, then nodded slightly.

"I can do it!"

"I’ll help you regain your strength, and you’ll break us out. But first, you need to make a Great Dao Oath that you won’t kill me!"

Di Nü Feng gritted her silver teeth. "Fine!"

Anyway, leaving here comes first.

Not kill you? Then I’ll just cripple you.

Heal you, cripple you again.

Then heal you again, then cripple you again.....

Li Xuanxiao cleared his throat. "Now please remember the following oath. First, you may not, in any form or method, harm Mount Shushan disciple Li Xuanxiao — that is, me."

Di Nü Feng raised her eyebrows. No harming at all?

Then I’ll just tie you up and have my subordinates beat you.

"Second, you may not act in any way that goes against Li Xuanxiao’s will!"

Di Nü Feng frowned again, her little face puffing up slightly.

D*mn it! He saw through that one.

But it’s fine, I still have other ways.

There’s always a loophole.

Li Xuanxiao continued, "Third, you may not incite others to harm Li Xuanxiao.

Fourth, you may not use the lives of friends or family to threaten Li Xuanxiao.

Fifth, you may not curse Li Xuanxiao,"

"........."

"One thousand three hundred and fifty-sixth, you may not stand by and watch Li Xuanxiao die without helping."

Di Nü Feng: (⊙o⊙)…..

Li Xuanxiao took a deep breath, still feeling uneasy.

Forget it, that’ll do.

"Please swear the Great Dao Oath."

Di Nü Feng roared, "I can’t remember all that!!"

So Li Xuanxiao repeated the whole thing again, word for word.

He said one sentence, and Di Nü Feng followed with one.

Finally, he recited, "If I break this oath, may heaven smite me, may I die a miserable death! Let the Great Dao witness, and heaven and earth be proof!"

"Alright, now what do we do?"

Li Xuanxiao picked up Di Nü Feng — the Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon — and said solemnly:

"Gather materials! If the materials we need aren’t here, we’re just going to die in this place."

Now all they could do was pray for the blessing of the Heavenly Dao.

"..........."

This space was vast and boundless, as if it had no end. Its sheer size far exceeded Li Xuanxiao’s previous expectations.

Even more astonishing, this space had nine full layers!

Upon closer inspection, Li Xuanxiao discovered that this turtle shell refined by the old turtle bore an uncanny resemblance to Mount Shushan’s nine-layer Demon Suppression Tower.

Each layer was separated by a mysterious and powerful force, forming individual, isolated zones.

Within these zones, countless living beings were sealed.

Spirit beasts, fierce beasts, the old turtle’s enemies, foes... They were trapped here, unable to escape the turtle’s restraints.

Back in the day, when the old turtle was at its most bloodthirsty.

This turtle shell was so packed with life that every corner overflowed with vitality and seething resentment.

"Taiyi Fine Gold, Profound Ice Soul, Millennium Copper Essence, Hundred-Zhang Silkworm Silk, Three-Star Stone, Water Spirit Pearl Flower....."

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Originally, Li Xuanxiao was worried about collecting all the needed materials.

But after walking around for a bit, he realized he’d been overthinking it.

Who knew how many years the old turtle had lived?

And how many living beings it had sealed in this life-bound magical artifact? As these beings perished within the shell, countless magical artifacts and spirit pills were left behind.

In just a few days, Li Xuanxiao had already gathered more than half of what he needed.

He even packed a few extra things he personally wanted.

If only the storage ring still worked — then he could’ve stuffed everything into his pocket.

Now, the only thing left was the Starflower.

But this flower was incredibly rare. Even after wandering inside the turtle shell for over half a month with Di Nü Feng, he still hadn’t found it.

Watching Di Nü Feng gulp down a huge mouthful of water, Li Xuanxiao snatched the water pouch back, distressed.

"Drink less, we only have a little left."

Before setting off for the Thousand Lakes Desert, Li Xuanxiao had specially geared up.

That hat on his head that looked ordinary? Full of hidden tricks.

Its inside was cleverly designed as a water pouch, seamlessly integrated with the hat, nearly impossible to detect without close inspection.

His clothes, underlayers, even the shoes on his feet — every piece had massive water storage capacity.

Not only did it look completely normal, but it also offered plenty of hydration. When water was needed, just twist a hidden valve,

Cool water would start flowing out nonstop.

Such an ingenious design let him navigate long journeys or water shortages with ease.

And that wasn’t even counting the water-storing talismans in his storage ring.

But since those couldn’t be used now, he had to rely solely on the water he carried.

It might last him about half a year.

"Cheapskate!"

Di Nü Feng muttered.

The Starflower, which grows by absorbing the light of the stars, was extremely rare.

Two more months passed.

Di Nü Feng was almost out of patience.

In these two months,

They first encountered two Body Fusion Stage cultivators.

Nearly got backstabbed.

Luckily, Li Xuanxiao backstabbed them first.

Then they ran into dozens of Spirit Transformation Stage spider demons.

Fought a duel with the Flesh-Eating Clan.

Got chased by a Bloodfang Boar.......

Bad news: still no Starflower.

Good news: Li Xuanxiao and Di Nü Feng were getting more and more in sync.

They had achieved the realm of unity between man and sword.

".........."

That day, Li Xuanxiao was once again fighting through enemies.

Fighting while retreating.

"Eat my axe!!"

Li Xuanxiao swung the Supreme Dao Imperial Weapon in defense.

Under the tattered wrapping of the Supreme Weapon, a stunning face was revealed.

Di Nü Feng bit through the enemy’s weapon in one chomp.

The cultivator holding the stone axe was dumbfounded.

What the h*ll? Isn’t magic forbidden in here?

Why does your weapon have a human form?!

Li Xuanxiao suddenly stopped in his tracks.

His eyes narrowed, catching sight of a strangely colored flower by the cliff.

The Starflower, found!!