Invincible Village Doctor
Chapter 228: I Am The Purest
"Fei, I get it now, I wonāt mess around blindly anymore!"
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"Uncle Bai San, whether you mess around or not, itās none of my business, but letās talk about your current situation. Youāve contracted syphilis, and I canāt treat that. You have to go to the city, to the Disease Control Center or the county hospital to see the STD department and get a few shots of penicillin!"
Lin Fei said, clearly annoyed.
"I have to go to the city for injections? Thatās such a hassle..."
Bai San was on the verge of collapse, not because it was troublesome but because it was embarrassing.
"You find it troublesome, huh? Well, you donāt have to get the shots if you donāt want to!"
Lin Fei spread his hands and said indifferently.
"What will happen if I donāt get the injections?"
Bai San asked.
"If you donāt get the injections? Just wait for more rashes. Eventually, the rashes will spread all over your body, turn pus-filled and ulcerate. Finally, the virus will erode all your internal organs and bones. You might as well wait to die. If you donāt get treated, youāll certainly be dead within three years..."
Lin Fei spoke with a serious expression.
"Ah, it could be fatal? Then Iād better get those injections!"
Bai San was terrified.
Compared to losing face, losing oneās life was a far more horrifying prospect.
"Right, Uncle Bai San, I need to warn you, recently, you should avoid having relations with your wife, especially unprotected relations. At this stage, the syphilis virus is highly contagious, and if you have relations with your wife, thereās a 99 percent chance you will pass the virus to her!"
Lin Fei gave Bai San one last piece of advice.
"Okay, I get it!"
Bai San nodded eagerly, then he quickly left the village health clinic.
Lin Fei went back inside the village health clinic.
"Has Bai San left?"
Jiang Yuyao asked Lin Fei curiously.
"Mhm!"
Lin Fei nodded lightly.
"Does Bai San have some sort of secret illness?"
Jiang Yuyao asked further.
"Right..."
Lin Fei said with a smile.
"What kind of secret illness?"
Jiang Yuyao was very curious.
"Guess?"
Lin Fei continued to grin.
"Should I guess? Is it like Uncle Wang, bad kidney function? Erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, those problems?"
Jiang Yuyao asked.
"No!"
Lin Fei shook his head.
"Not erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation then, what could it be? I canāt guess!"
Jiang Yuyao pursed her lips.
Lin Fei chuckled and hinted at Jiang Yuyao with a meaningful look, "Bai San, heās contracted an STD!"
"Ah? An STD? What kind of STD? AIDS? Then he wouldnāt be far from death!"
Jiang Yuyao was panic-stricken.
If Bai San had contracted AIDS, that would be terrifying.
AIDS is contagious.
As a village medic, if a villager contracted AIDS, she would have to report it to the county health authorities immediately for registration. Then they would monitor the situation of the person with AIDS and provide free medication.
"No..."
Lin Fei shook his head and said to Jiang Yuyao, "Bai San doesnāt have AIDS; itās syphilis..."
"Oh, itās syphilis. Well, thatās not too bad; at least itās not fatal!"
Jiang Yuyao breathed a sigh of relief.
Although both AIDS and syphilis are STDs, AIDS is more serious. At least syphilis can be treated with medication.
"Yeah, at least thereās hope for syphilis. I suggested he go to the cityās Disease Control Center or the county hospital for penicillin injections, and he agreed. I hope he goes through with it. If he doesnāt, and ends up killing himself, thereās nothing we can do!"
Lin Fei said.
"Right!"
Jiang Yuyao nodded, then added, "Youāve given him advice; the rest is up to him. By the way, how did he contract syphilis?"
Lin Fei explained, "He said a few months ago, he was working in the city. He and his co-workers went to a hair salon, and he spent one hundred and fifty yuan for a girl to have some fun. The key point is he didnāt wear a condom when he did it. Isnāt that just asking for trouble?"
"Pfft..."
Jiang Yuyao couldnāt help it and let out a burst of laughter.
After a pause, Jiang Yuyao became serious and said, "Bai San is truly disgusting, a despicable man!"
"Haha, right, such a sleazy guy, so disgusting. Nowadays, good men like me are hard to come by..."
Lin Fei chuckled and joined Jiang Yuyao in badmouthing Bai San.
"Pfft!"
Jiang Yuyao couldnāt hold it in and burst out laughing once more, staring at Lin Fei disapprovingly before saying, "Lin Fei, are you serious? Are you a good man?"
"Arenāt I? I am a man of high morals and immaculate purity, a peerless good man!"
Lin Fei shrugged and told Jiang Yuyao.
"I canāt with you!"
Jiang Yuyao pursed her lips and then said to Lin Fei, "Youāre so bad, how can you be pure and immaculate? Are you trying to redefine what it means to be pure and immaculate?"
"..."
Lin Fei didnāt know what to say.
After a pause, Lin Fei asked Jiang Yuyao again, "Doctor Jiang, have you rested enough? If you have, can we play a little now?"
"No, I still need to rest. Look at you, just bragging about being pure and immaculate, and now youāre thinking of all these impure things again!"
Jiang Yuyao gave Lin Fei a disdainful look.
"Haha..."
Lin Fei tossed his head with a laugh and said to Jiang Yuyao, "Doctor Jiang, what Iām thinking is very pure. I just want to play with you very purely. The most Iād do is take a nibble down there. I didnāt even put my stuff inside you. Am I not pure enough?"
"Yes, yes, youāre pure, youāre so pure, youāre Xinghua Villageās purest..."
Jiang Yuyao pouted her lips.
"Hehe, Doctor Jiang, why donāt you rest a bit more? Iāll wait for you!"
Lin Fei said with an awkward smile.
"Ring, ring, ring!"
At that moment, Lin Feiās phone began to ring.
Lin Fei quickly fetched his phone and saw that it was a call from Qin Yun.
Lin Fei immediately pressed the answer button and placed the phone to his ear. Before he could speak, he heard Qin Yunās very urgent voice, "Fei, where are you? Are you still at the village clinic? You need to hurry back!"
"Sister Yun, whatās up? Did someone bully you?"
Lin Fei asked anxiously.
The village had its fair share of old bachelors and young hoodlums, and Sister Yun, being a young and beautiful widow, had quite a few of these men in the village lusting after her.
If anyone bullied Sister Yun, Lin Fei would definitely cripple them, smash their *&#$& to pieces.
Lin Fei hadnāt laid a hand on Sister Yun, so how could he let other men in the village touch her?
Even if Lin Fei did end up getting with Sister Yun, he wouldnāt accept her being with other men.
"No, no oneās bullying me. Thereās a large venomous snake in the house, right in the kitchen, so scary. Hurry back, Iām scared..."
Qin Yun said with a cry in her voice.
"Alright, alright, Iām coming right away. Sister Yun, donāt go into the kitchen, just wait for me on the flat ground outside!"Lin Fei hurriedly told Qin Yun.
"Okay, hurry back. Iāll wait for you!"
Qin Yun said.
Lin Fei hung up the phone and immediately told Jiang Yuyao, "Doctor Jiang, Iām sorry, but we canāt play today. Sister Yun said thereās a large venomous snake at home, and I have to rush back to deal with it!"
"Okay, you go back fast!"
Jiang Yuyao nodded and also said in a worried tone.
"Got it, Iāll come again tomorrow!"
Lin Fei quickly dashed out of the village clinic, hopped on his motorcycle, and sped away, heading back home.
"Fei..."
As Lin Fei was halfway there, a voluptuous woman with a charming face stopped him.
Lin Fei quickly stopped the bike.
This voluptuous woman was named Zhang Rujuan. She had come to Lin Fei for medical consultation during the day. Her main issue was irregular menstruation, accompanied by some dysmenorrhea.
"Zhang Sister, why are you stopping me like that? Itās scary. If I hit you, it could be dangerous!"
Lin Fei asked Zhang Rujuan in a stern voice.
"Fei, I have something to talk to you about..."
Zhang Rujuan said.
"What is it? Letās talk later. I need to get home right away, thereās an emergency. Please, I need you to step aside..."
Lin Fei urged Zhang Rujuan.
"Oh!"
Zhang Rujuan quickly stepped aside.
"Vroom..."
Lin Fei revved the engine, and the motorcycle zoomed off.
A few minutes later, Lin Fei arrived at home.
Qin Yun stood on the flat ground outside, and seeing Lin Fei return, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.