Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya
Chapter 421 - 407: Body-swapping with the Princess—for real!
[ When Kazuma woke up again, he saw Aqua hugging a wine bottle with a cheeky grin: "Welcome back, Mr. Kazuma, the one who met his end at the hands of Kobolds."
And by this time, while Kazuma was dead, the Demon King’s army had already been cleaned up!
Aqua didn’t stay idle after resurrecting Kazuma; she was seen chugging wine while resurrecting the dead adventurers!
Darkness, hearing of Kazuma’s resurrection, rushed over immediately, but was unexpectedly blocked by soldiers rushing out, looking full of admiration: "Your heroic figure charging into the center of the Demon King’s army while resisting powerful magic was truly too handsome!"
Immediately after, the cheering crowd carried away Darkness. As soon as one was carried off, Megumin, who couldn’t move, was carried over.
"The MVP of this war is coming through, make way! Do you want to be blown away by Explosion Magic?!"
Megumin, carried on a stretcher like she was on a divine palanquin, began to get smug. Then, a soldier on the side expressed a desire to see other advanced magic!
Megumin, who only knew Explosion Magic, broke out in a cold sweat on her guilty face and hurriedly reached out to press down the brim of her hat: "But my mana is exhausted now... what a pity."
The soldiers began to look forward to tomorrow: "Of course, we have no problem waiting until tomorrow, Miss Megumin!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
The crowd looked with teasing faces at Megumin, who had dug a pit for herself. Sweating bullets now, aren’t you... The last person who was pretending, Kazuma, is already on the sidelines observing. She’ll have to run away overnight!
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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Reinhard’s lips curled into a smile:
"Although seeing the Goddess-sama giggling a bit cheekily right after resurrection is strange, it gives one an inexplicable sense of peace..."
No matter how you look at it, it’s still very shocking! Goddess Aqua’s ability to resurrect without cost is truly too magical; this is the power that only a "Deity" can possess.
"Although her healing ability is beyond reproach... she seems to love drinking a bit too much?"
Thinking of this, Reinhard shook his head helplessly. Although the Goddess appeared to be using wine to resurrect others, she definitely stole a sip just now!
This young Sword Saint was even considering whether to erect a statue to worship Aqua. After all, a resurrection skill is popular everywhere.
Perhaps our world is also within her jurisdiction? If it’s offerings, just setting out some wine should be enough, right?
On the other side, Natsuki Subaru was doubting life... How is it that even with fellow countryman Kazuma dying so frequently, he looks completely fine?
Let alone being affected, it’s like he didn’t take it seriously at all. His mental calmness is a bit excessive.
〜Bleach World〜
Kurosaki Ichigo slapped his forehead, utterly speechless in his heart:
"It’s over, they managed to show off. Now, Kazuma is the only one present who didn’t come in handy."
The other members of the team have won big. The ones who are usually useless have ushered in their highlight moments here.
Uryu pushed up his glasses and silently complained:
"What use can you expect from someone who dies right at the start..."
Everyone is showing off, except Kazuma, who is getting beaten up! There’s no helping it; who asked him, a strategist who relies on his brain, to charge to the front lines?
"..."
Kurosaki Ichigo thought about it, and it seems that’s really the case.
Aqua’s max-level healing and resurrection provided logistical support! Darkness’s bottomless HP bar, combined with her masochistic personality, just makes her look incredibly brave.
Needless to say, for Megumin, she might not be useful in the Adventurer’s Guild, but in an army, she is absolutely a core strategic weapon. Large-scale warfare is simply her home turf!
So in this four-person squad, there’s a slacker, but I won’t say who.
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[ Afterward, it was still Kazuma who carried Megumin back to the castle, returning to the room Iris had originally prepared for Kazuma!
Megumin also sensed massive magical power from the necklace around Iris’s neck. Without a doubt, this was a super-powerful magic item!
"This is a necklace someone gave to Elder Brother-sama. I am keeping it safe for my brother who is on an expedition..."
Iris wasn’t clear about its specific use either. Then she remembered there seemed to be writing carved on it, so she took it off and handed it to Kazuma to look at.
"Isn’t this Japanese..." Kazuma looked carefully at the text and read it out: "What’s yours is mine, what’s mine is yours, let me become you."
"Is this taking people for fools?"
Subsequently, the necklace emitted a burst of golden light, and a miraculous thing happened: Kazuma and Iris swapped bodies!
Iris sat cross-legged, contemplating the future: "From my perspective, even if I live as a beautiful girl from now on, there’s no problem."
"But choosing to abandon the body that has been with me since birth is also difficult..."
Megumin was stunned: "Why are you so calm!"
And Iris, who had switched into Kazuma’s body, also assumed a girlish pose: "I don’t have any problem either. I actually want to go adventuring just like this!"
Watching Iris’s expression, Megumin was about to cry: "Excuse me... but could you not say such things with that face?" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, Kazuma’s eyes instantly became clear. Isn’t this one of the Divine Artifacts the Goddess mentioned earlier!"
Seeing Kazuma in a girlish pose, everyone outside the video silently gulped... Now they believed it; this was indeed a terrifying Divine Artifact.
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〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
Kitahara Iori suppressed the chill running through his body and said with a twisted expression:
"I have never seen Scumzuma with such clear eyes..."
I can’t take it, it feels like ants are crawling on my body! He felt physiological discomfort at Kazuma revealing a girlish posture...
He admitted he was grossed out. Female-to-male is okay, but male-to-female is really hard to hold back; the impact is too great!
Kohei nearly bit through his handkerchief:
"Don’t use the Princess’s body to sit in such a boorish pose!"
It turns out a person’s aura really has nothing to do with their appearance! The originally cute Iris, after swapping bodies with Kazuma, instantly made her cute appearance look trashy.
Understandably, Kazuma reacted calmly to this kind of thing. After all, being scummy to his degree is enough to adapt to most situations!
But... Princess, why are you so calm too!
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[ Kazuma also remembered the Divine Artifact Eris mentioned had a time limit. As long as they held out until the time was up, they could return to normal!
Subsequently, the two began their life of swapped bodies. Iris went to experience Kazuma’s adventurer life, while Kazuma experienced Iris’s daily routine.
Iris took Claire to start patrolling the castle. This feeling went to his head, and Claire also noticed that the Iris in front of her seemed a bit off.
"Iris-sama, did that man instill something bad in you again?"
Hearing this, Iris stopped walking and revealed a very serious expression: "Claire, Kazuma-sama is a wonderful person! Good enough to be written into history textbooks..."
Claire was confused. What on earth was instilled in her! Then she thought carefully for a moment: "Sure enough, it’s better to dispose of that man!"
At this time, Mitsurugi came looking for them. Claire looked at Mitsurugi and praised him: "Mitsurugi-sama, I heard you showed great skill this time too!"
"It was nothing." Mitsurugi revealed a refreshing smile and gently patted Iris’s head: "Because protecting the citizens and Princess Iris is my mission."
Iris ordered expressionlessly, "Claire, execute this person who touched my head without permission!"
"Eeeh!!" This startled everyone, and then Iris urged Mitsurugi to leave quickly. ]
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"Brave Hero Mitsurugi... Sigh, even running to the Royal Capital, he can’t escape Kazuma’s persecution."
Shirai Kuroko sighed deeply.
Every time she saw this somewhat normal hero, he was either being persecuted by Kazuma or on the way to being plagued by him. He never gained an advantage over Kazuma.
"It can’t be helped. Who asked him to face Kazuma?"
Misaka Mikoto said helplessly. Kazuma, that guy, has a special attack bonus against humans.
Watching Mitsurugi being driven away just like that, she silently offered a burst of pity:
"If I didn’t know it was Kazuma inside Iris’s body, that shooing motion was actually quite cute."
Having stayed with Aqua for a long time, the waving motion reeked of Aqua. It was simply like being possessed by the Goddess of Wisdom.
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Watching Kazuma’s self-praise behavior using Iris’s body, Illya turned her head away, unable to look straight at it:
"I have never seen such a thick-skinned person... Self-promotion, is it?"
Emiya Shirou gave a sheepish laugh:
"Illya, Kazuma defeated so many cadres. Getting into history textbooks really isn’t a problem, so it doesn’t count as self-promotion."
It’s just that there’s a bit too much personal agenda mixed in, and many details of the crusade against the cadres can’t be written in history books.
Artoria sighed with some regret:
"Even such a cute appearance can’t save that aura of scumminess..."
There really is no saving him. Princess Iris’s cute appearance can’t cover up your aura; it has penetrated deep into your soul.
I really dare not imagine what outrageous things Kazuma will do with Princess Iris’s body.
If they don’t switch back to their original bodies soon, Princess Iris’s reputation will be ruined.
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