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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!"Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!"Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
- C.305 - 239: Hero Class Change! World Wonder Under Repair?NEW
- C.304 - 238: Six-Star Military Class! The first ordinary soldier class to become a hero!NEW
- C.303 - 237: The Infinitely Evolving Little Beast?NEW
- C.302 - 236: Weird Pupil Technique! Terrifying Virus Skill!NEW
- C.301 - 235: The Mosquito Fly Tribe! The Outbreak of Gastroenteritis in a Giant Hornet!NEW
- C.300 - 234 – Feature 2! Weird and Terrifying Effects!NEW
- C.299 - 233: The Insect-race Hero! The gallbladder of the Three-Headed Snake!NEW
- C.298 - 232: Change profession to Griffon Knight! Random Dissection!NEW
- C.297 - 231: Baker’s Shock! Vow of Desolation!NEW
- C.296 - 230: Hero’s Altar? Recruitment, Healing, Revival, Job Changing!NEW
- C.295 - 229: Shadai’s Terrifying Strength! Fires Rage into the Sky!NEW
- C.294 - 228: Homeland Crystal LV6! Recruiting Magicians!NEW
- C.293 - 227: Griffin’s Cage! Hero’s Altar!NEW
- C.292 - 226: A massive change in the homeland! Six-star barrack construction!NEW
- C.291 - 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?_2NEW
- C.290 - 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?NEW
- C.289 - 224 Guerrilla Warfare! Hero Zhao Zifeng!NEW
- C.288 - 223, War Fortress! Tunnel Warfare!NEW
- C.287 - 222: The Beast Tide! Cui Xiabing’s Despair!NEW
- C.286 - 221: The Maiden’s First Battle! The Shocking Sadie!NEW
- C.285 - 220: Different Race Girl! Can You Conquer Me?NEW
- C.284 - 219: Barracks Construction! Hero Crystal!NEW
- C.283 - 218: Three Corpses Nine Worms! The Race Nemesis?NEW
- C.282 - 217: Asura Mantis! Alien Insect Clan!NEW
- C.281 - 216: Special Building? The Heart of the Alien Beast’s Territory!NEW
- C.280 - 215: Desolate Planet! Three-Star Alien Beast!NEW
- C.279 - 214 Terrifying Dark Food! Sphere of Influence!_2NEW
- C.278 - 214 Terrifying Dark Food! Sphere of Influence!NEW
- C.277 - 213: Summoning the Treant! Left social and right millet, the earth helps me!NEW
- C.276 - 212: Deadly Black Fog! Egg is Hatching?NEW
- C.275 - 211: Protective Characteristics! Investigate the Black Mist!
- C.274 - 210 Special Ingredients! Building Blueprints!
- C.273 - 209: Hero Unit! Strange Starting Position and Initial Troops!
- C.272 - 208: Defending the Homeland! The Secret of the Time-Space Rift!
- C.271 - 207 Nine-Star Food Ingredient! The Secret Realm Trial Begins!
- C.270 - 206: The Generous Zheng Family? Selling Special Ingredients!
- C.269 - 205: Divine Position Guess? Night’s Watch Ghost Market!
- C.268 - 204: Rage Transfer? Far Away in the Devil’s Domain!
- C.267 - 203: Fallen Ones! Dawn of the Ninth Phantom Day!
- C.266 - 202: Investigative Spy! Director of the Night’s Watch?
- C.265 - 201: Ghost Day Attacks! The Final Ability!
- C.264 - 200: Deputy Director of the Night’s Watch! Assassination in the Elevator!
- C.263 - 199: Night’s Watch Headquarters, Lu Mengmeng
- C.262 - 198: Anatomy Class
- C.261 - 197: My research course needs someone like you!
- C.260 - 196: Elective Course! Strategist Profession!
- C.259 - 195 Major Factors, Newborn Chu He
- C.258 - 194: The Reason for the Human Race’s Total Defeat?
- C.257 - 193 – She’s my fiancee, you want to get rid of her!
- C.256 - 192 New Alien Battlefield? Illegitimate Child?
- C.255 - 191: The Shock of the Elemental Elves? Yao Zhixue Wins!
- C.254 - 190: Yao Zhixue VS Zhang Meiyu!
- C.253 - 189 I Want It All! Zhang Meiyu of Black Dragon City!
- C.252 - 188 Protecting Home Information! Someone is pursuing Yao Zhixue?
- C.251 - 187: Noob Classmates? Bizarre Professionists!
- C.250 - 186: Cui Xiabing’s Invitation! Another Bet?
- C.249 - 185: Defending the homeland! Special Food Nutrition and Health!
- C.248 - 184: The Secret Realm Assessment Exclusive for Support Professionists!
- C.247 - 183: Eight-star Food Ingredient! Nine-star Support Profession! _2
- C.246 - 183: Eight-star Food Ingredient! Nine-star Support Profession!
- C.245 - 182: God battle Priest? Epic War!
- C.244 - 181: True Identity? Modern War Military Theory!
- C.243 - 180: Zheng Cheng is definitely a nine-star professional divine war priest!
- C.242 - 179: S-Class Treatment? The Contest of the Ten Hidden Dragons!_2
- C.241 - 179: S-Class Treatment? The Battle of the Top Ten Hidden Dragons!
- C.240 - 178: The Shock of the Monstrous Day! The Rules of Beijing University!_3
- C.239 - 178: The Shock of the Ghost Day! The Rules of Beijing University! _2
- C.238 - 178: The Shock of the Ghost Day! The Rules of Beijing University!
- C.237 - 177: Sacrifice
- C.236 - 176: The Reinforcements Arrive! The Identity of the Traitor!
- C.235 - 175 Yakes: I Protest!
- C.234 - 174: Xu Qingfeng’s Profession and Strength!
- C.233 - 173: Tyrese Mutates! Autopsy!
- C.232 - 172: Your Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique is useless against me!
- C.231 - 171 New Features! Six-star ingredients!
- C.230 - 170: Zheng Cheng’s Death? Enraged Yao Zhixue!
- C.229 - 169: Furious Scrub! The Ghost BOSS!
- C.228 - 168: Double Winged Skeleton Demon! The Death of an Old Friend!
- C.227 - 167: I, Xu Qingfeng, look down on such garbage!
- C.226 - 166: The Night’s Watchmen are all idiots! The Earth Dragon Turns!
- C.225 - 165: Xu Qingfeng! Special Monster Skull Demon!
- C.224 - 164: Breaking Dawn Abroad, Everyone Has Ulterior Motives! Gentle Young Woman!
- C.223 - 163: The Space Fissure Riot! They are all Professionists!
- C.222 - 162: Chen Xiao Mutated! Trace of the Dawn?
- C.221 - 161: The Secret of the Wonders of the World! These foods are all prepared for you! _2
- C.220 - 161: The Secret of the Wonders of the World! These foods are all prepared for you!
- C.219 - 160 Champion! What exactly is the wonder of the world?!
- C.218 - 159: A Professionist as Mysterious as Zheng Cheng! _3
- C.12 - The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- C.11 - : Capturing the Priest Guild!
- C.10 - I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- C.9 - : Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- C.8 - : Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- C.7 - The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.6 - Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- C.5 - : Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- C.4 - : The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- C.3 - : What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- C.2 - , Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- C.1 - : Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!