Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 2425 - 1091: Qin Palace God? It’s Mine! Not Even Jesus Could Stop It!
"What’s up with the Scouts?"
Xia Hongyao perked up her crystal-clear little ears.
Those wild players all looked anxious, but the high-ponytail girl wasn’t panicking at all.
You kidding me!
I’ve got two Great Generals under me, Little Linzi and Little Qiu Qiu, and now I’ve added an Eri-chan. Do you have any idea how high their combined IQ is?
Qin Palace’s God?
I’ve got it in the bag!
Even if Jesus himself shows up, he can’t keep it!
My words!
"Not sure, but they’d be mounted and carry bows, right?"
San Miyairi only had some superficial knowledge. She wasn’t a history major, much less a hardcore fan of the Warring States period. Who the hell has that much free time to study the military gear of every country?
"Scouts definitely need mobility, and in terms of physical fitness and equipment, they have to be better than regular soldiers!"
Gu Qingqiu’s eyes lit up. "You wanna catch a few Scouts and have them help us find that Great General?"
That was actually a pretty good idea!
"Not kill the Great General, but have them take us straight out of here!"
Nothing worth hiding there.
"Sounds good to me!"
Xia Hongyao stroked her chin, feeling like it was worth a shot.
"You think those Scouts will listen to you?"
Chestnut medal heard their plan and felt these people were really delusional. "If they were alive, you could still threaten or bribe them, but don’t forget, those soldiers are all zombies!"
The hope that had just risen in everyone was instantly doused by Chestnut medal’s one sentence.
Right!
How the hell do you communicate with zombies?
Everyone had seen it: the soldiers Lin Baici and the others just killed were all zombies.
"You got a better idea?"
Xia Hongyao shot back.
"..."
Chestnut medal fell silent. Of course he didn’t.
"If not, then shut up!"
Xia Hongyao snapped back, "We just barely got our morale up and you had to stomp it flat!"
The wild players heard ponytail girl’s words and snapped out of it, no longer hanging their heads.
"Catching Scouts is at least a plan!"
"We can try first!"
"Treat a dead horse like a living one!"
Instead of bumbling around this battlefield like headless flies looking for traces of the Great General, it was better to follow Lin Baici’s plan.
"Who among you has a mount?"
Lin Baici opened the Black Tripod Bowl and pulled out the Evil Spirit Motorcycle, and while he was at it, checked the Death Horn stuck in the gun holster.
Gu Qingqiu took out a rein and used it to summon a Western Warhorse!
Xi Jinjin!
The warhorse neighed long and loud.
"Hehe, I’ve got one too!"
Xia Hongyao took out a flute and blew twice. A cloud of yellow light puffed out of it.
When the light faded, there was a water buffalo standing there out of nowhere.
"That thing can run fast?"
Chestnut medal curled his lip, thinking, Are you trying to embarrass yourself taking that thing out?
"Uh, it can’t really run fast, but it’s amphibious!"
Xia Hongyao argued. She’d traded a Taboo thing with a colleague she got along well with to get this.
Technically it’s a mount, but its top speed was still slower than Xia Hongyao herself. In water though, it was truly useful.
"Heh!"
Chestnut medal let out a mocking chuckle, then used a horsewhip to summon a warhorse.
But this horse was clearly a Dongying breed, tiny in size. Once Chestnut medal climbed on, his feet were practically dragging along the ground.
Everyone looked at each other.
The wild players thought the sight was hilarious, but none of them dared laugh.
They were afraid of getting killed!
Xia Hongyao had no such scruples. "Hahaha, you’re not much better than me!"
"Ba—"
Chestnut medal almost cursed out loud, but swallowed it back at the last second.
"It’s fine, still looks better than my ride!"
San Miyairi let out an awkward chuckle, took out a marble, flicked it three times, and a frog shot out of the marble. By the time it landed, it had grown to the size of a small car.
Ribbit! Ribbit!
The sakura girl bounced lightly and hopped onto the frog’s head.
"As expected of a Dragon Level boss, the stash is insane!"
"God Lin’s motorcycle is still the coolest!"
"Isn’t that obvious?"
"This is my first time seeing firearms inside God’s ruins. That thing has to be a Taboo thing, right?"
The crowd whispered among themselves, eyes full of envy.
Lin Baici shot Xia Hongyao a look.
"Hm?"
Xia Hongyao blinked.
She didn’t get it.
"Tuan Leader, it’s your turn to give orders!"
Lin Baici had no choice but to remind her out loud.
"Oh, oh!"
Xia Hongyao suddenly got it. "Then you guys keep moving in this direction. We’ll go catch Scouts!"
"While we’re gone, Elder He will be in charge of leading the team!"
"Anyone got questions?"
"If not, then move out!"
Everyone knew they were small fry amateurs with no say in anything, so they were very obedient.
"Captain Xia!"
Dudek pulled out a black chess piece and tossed it to Xia Hongyao. "That cow of yours is way too slow, use this instead!"
"What’s this?"
Xia Hongyao examined the chess piece. Its surface was smooth, but when she touched it, she could feel vein-like things pulsing rhythmically inside.
"Crush it and you can summon a Gargoyle!"
Dudek smiled. "You’re not scared, are you?"
Xia Hongyao’s answer was simple: she directly crushed the chess piece in her hand.
Crack!
As the powder drifted away, wisps of black mist seeped out and gathered into a tornado that spun faster and faster, growing larger and larger.
Pop!
After six or seven seconds, the tornado suddenly blew apart, leaving behind a Gargoyle summoned from Hell.
This Gargoyle stood over two meters tall, all skin and bones, looking like an oversized bat at first glance.
"It can fly?"
Xia Hongyao stared at the Gargoyle’s bat wings.
Honestly, the thing looked pretty gross.
"Yes."
Dudek explained, "I’m old, and I still have so many students to take care of, so I won’t go catching Scouts with you guys."
That was pure modesty!
No one took it literally!
A Dragon Level big shot like Dudek was not to be underestimated, even at two hundred years old.
"No problem, leave it to me!"