Why is My System Glitching - Chapter 2: One-Click-Cultivation to Death

Dual cultivation and apocalypse—words that mix like oil and water. There's nothing charming about seducing feral women on the road.

However, when Kaze Lexicon, the emperor of the Immortal Plane, got transmigrated into the past, he refused to give up his debaucherous ways—apocalypse or otherwise.

Armed with the knowledge of the future and an encyclopedia of overpowered cultivation techniques, he immediately set forth to obtain resources and build a lavish settlement to live a comfortable life dual cultivating in the apocalypse.

However, while it's obscenely protected and powerful, he finds himself in another predicament. The cultivators farming humans for their war, and the desperate humans, become enemies far more dangerous than the zombies and monsters that afflict humanity.

Join Kaze as he rebuilds his reputation from a bullied weeb, obtains wealth, builds power, starts a faction, makes lemonade, trains his people, protects his past lovers, conquers settlements, and fights humans, monsters, and cultivators, all for the sake of two obscene goals: enjoying life and building an army of engineers to bring modern technology to the higher planes.

First Gift: Dynamic Vision → Bullet Time → Inherent Time Control - Acceleration → Inherent Time Control - Time Stop…Tao Yu reincarnated into a world being devoured by the Abyss and discovered that as long as he was willing to expend enough Yuan Force, he could infinitely enhance his skills.With the help of his special gift, Tao Yu gradually realized that the world fragments within this Abyss were somewhat different, containing parts of Earth’s remains, and even legends from Earth were buried within…

After being bound to the melon-eating system, Jiang Ning, who is a turtle, knows what everyone in the entertainment industry thinks, but she doesn’t know that everyone can hear her voice.

So everyone discovered that wherever Jiang Ning went, there were melons.

[The Wen Run actor is actually a pua wife, a rotten person who bullies his assistant! 】

[The agent who copied the composer was an undercover agent bribed by his teammates to sell his music scores to his teammates? 】

[The divorced Xiaohua was actually cheated on by her biological sister, and she also has a collecting hobby? 】

[The popular young boy is actually an old dog who changed his name by six years and replaced his teammates in the debut? 】

Everyone followed Jiang Ning to happily eat melon, and found that Jiang Ning’s status had quietly changed, and the entertainment industry had also undergone tremendous changes.

Investors, the director actually gave countless resources to each of them, just asking her to predict whether the project would be profitable and popular.

One day, the entertainment industry suddenly made an announcement that every employee must pass an exam before they can stay in or enter the entertainment industry. Then everyone discovered that during the online proctored exams for actors, singing editors, rap editors, etc. , the invigilator sitting above was none other than Jiang Ning.

Netizens: 6

A few years later, the Flower Kingdom took off in all aspects, and the person receiving the Best Contribution Award in the news was the 18th-line Jiang Ning who was ridiculed in the past.

Netizen: 999 (6 times turned over)

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Freshman orientation season.As a third-year senior, Xiao Fei regularly comes to the school gate to welcome new students.Unexpectedly, he accidentally runs into the new goddess teacher, Tang Yuxin, and discovers that she is actually the girl with whom he spent a night in a hotel a year ago.What surprises Xiao Fei even more is that Tang Yuxin is pregnant with his child.And not just one child—three!Thus, the two begin a shameless cohabitation life right under the eyes of the students…