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... uld tell he was glaring at us.

"I’m gonna smash the both of you up and fucking rape your dead bodies, you hear me?!"

What the fuck? Ewww.

Then again, considering the fact that all the pirates I’ve seen so far are males, they might be completely starved for pussy so I guess he’s just trying to take whatever he could get.

He raised his sledgehammer and I immediately pulled the trigger on my shotgun from the hip, blasting his shield with a normal buckshot round.

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