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... ng-hoon stuck his butt out as far as he could. Then, all of a sudden, he let out a fart.


Pfffft~


And of course, my face was right behind him, which meant I got the full blast.


“Ugh! Really?”


I would’ve stabbed him in the asshole if he weren’t my senior. The spear was right next to me. One stab would’ve done it. Was that too harsh? Whatever. It’s not like I did it anyway.


“Sorry. I didn’t mean to,” Byung-hoon said, wiggling his butt. I really want ...

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As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place.

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As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...]

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[…12%...13%...14%...]

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Fuck…