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... not survive the next five minutes.’

The comedian swallowed.

For the first time in his career, he actually felt nervous on stage.

"...I see I have made a mistake." He nodded solemnly.

Then, he turned to the audience and gave a small, awkward chuckle.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this moment to thank you all for coming to my final performance before I’m murdered."

Laughter erupted across the room, tension breaking in an instant.

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