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... e, but twice.

Very naturally, the bunch of ten year olds flared up in anger.

Almost as one, they surged towards me to defend the honor of… their mommas' titties.

"Stop mentioning my momma's titties!!" One very angry boy shouted loudly. "Although my daddy said they are very saggy, he said he still liked them very much!! He said it's the best saggy titties in the world!!" 𝙛𝑟𝑒e𝘸𝑒𝗯𝘯𝗼𝘃el.𝒄𝒐m

I could already imagine his momma vomiting blood right then and his ...

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