The Regressors are Trying to Kill Me - Chapter 70

*WSA Entry****Alex, born into the illustrious and undeniably gifted Blackwood family, was a stark anomaly. While his siblings excelled in everything from music to sports, h e was a blank canvas, utterly talentless. This ostracized him, making him a target for his family's disdain and bullying from his classmates. Finding solace only in the world of anime, Alex retreated into his room, spending days in a state of squalor, fueled by ramen and the fantasy worlds on his screen.One day, while attempting to microwave a plastic container filled with ramen (because even basic kitchen skills were beyond him), the microwave exploded, turning Alex's room into a scene of hilarious destruction. Instead of dying tragically, he finds himself resurrected…in the anime he loved the most, “Swords and Sorcery,” a fantastical world brimming with magic and adventure.As Alex, now a fresh-faced young adventurer in this new world, he discovers he can wield the powers of any character from any anime he's ever watched. Suddenly, his days of being mocked for his lack of talent are a distant memory. He can summon the mystical powers of a powerful wizard, the strength of a legendary warrior, or the agility of a skilled ninja. He even discovers he can tap into the magical abilities of characters from lesser-known anime, like a charming witch from a forgotten shoujo series or a cunning strategist from a tactical mecha anime.Armed with his vast anime knowledge and newfound abilities, Kai embarks on a life of self-discovery and adventure. He'll navigate the complexities of this magical world, forge alliances with unlikely heroes, and face off against powerful foes, all while striving to prove his worth and overcome the trauma of his past. But as he dives deeper into this fantastical world, he'll face a new challenge: can he learn to be happy and find his place in this world, free from the shadow of his former life?***“HAHAHAHAHA! All those useless Isekai animes animes I watched was not for waste after all...Stupid old man! Why don't you laugh at this?”

Question: What is life like as a superhuman?
Amamiya Qianxue: There must be a wormhole halfway through eating an apple. When walking on the road, objects often fall from high altitudes. When encountering a thief, the victim is always himself, and people who are familiar with him will be haunted by bad luck. would be late for takeout and be harassed by scam calls all day. (smile · jpg)
Her super power is [absolute doom], and her life is a complete disaster.
Until one day, the neighbor next door, who was also a superpower, really couldn’t stand her growing mushrooms at home, and finally, together with her brother, kicked her to another world.
A certain brother-in-law: “If you want to solve the problem, the first step is to step out of the house. Please work hard and live in another world!”
In this way, Qianxue had to cheer up and start her journey to another world.
But wait, why are there three ID cards here, can’t you only use one at a time? Don’t you even have an ID card that doesn’t change your appearance? ?
ID card 1: college students who have just entered the police academy after graduation
ID Card 2: A spy sent by a black-clothed organization to the police
ID card 3: The rookie police officer who has just fled
…Is there something strange mixed in? ?
【Small Theater 1】
Qianxue, who has changed her vest, and her former classmate, who is wearing a vest, meet at a winery.
Amamiya Chiyuki (smiles): No, that man who said he was determined to protect this country, how did he become a member of a criminal organization?
Bourbon (smiling): Matsuda, why did you become GIN’s sister even if you cheated by the white moonlight?
【Small Theater 2】
One day, Officer Mumu brought a new police officer.
Before he finished his self-introduction, the curly-haired police officer who was lazy all day volunteered to be the newcomer’s guide.
Everyone looked surprised, Officer Matsuda has changed?
But then they saw it with their own eyes,
Amamiya Qianxue was pressed against the corridor by a certain curly hair, her back was against a hard wall, and the two looked at each other in an ambiguous scene.
Everyone: It was love at first sight!
Curly Hair: No, it’s a long-awaited reunion.
【Notice】:
1.cp Matsuda, 1v1, kick the police academy bento, HE! ! !
2. There is a case-solving and reasoning plot (original case), and the heroine has a high IQ, but the author is not good, so she can only try her best to be logical.
3. Due to the development of the plot, the gin wine in this article must be offline. I apologize to the little cute soil who likes gin wine. If you don’t like it, don’t enter.
4. The heroine’s bad luck physique will improve, and she will not be unlucky all the time! ! !
5. The police academy is a half-year program! ! ! Don’t ask why it hasn’t been four years, Japan doesn’t have a four-year police academy.
6. Chapters 49 to 65 of this article are two-line narratives, 49, 51, 53, 55, 57, 59, 61, 63, 65 are narrative lines connected by the plot, 50, 52, 54, 56, 58, 60, 62 and 64 are the narrative lines that connect the plots. The plot of the even-numbered chapters happens first, and the plot of the odd-numbered chapters comes after.
7. There are no vicious female supporting roles and vice cps! ! !
8. The female protagonist’s physical fitness was not very good at the beginning, and the average person’s level, because the ordinary physical strength of squatting at home for three years and running 800 meters for 5 minutes, the physical fitness and force value will be increased in the later stage.

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- Description from novelbuddy

The Cheng family finally found the real daughter who had been wandering the streets. Cheng Ling, the fake daughter who had been wrongly adopted for eighteen years, instantly became the family’s joke.

The real heiress was very domineering and the fake heiress was soon despised by the family.

Many people were waiting to see the fake daughter make a fool of herself, but they realized…

The world’s top medical expert: “May I know where Miss Cheng Ling, who was kicked out of the house, is? I begged her for a long time and she finally agreed to give me a chance to meet her.”

International idol Best Actor Tang: “Miss Cheng Ling, can you sell me another grape? Just one will do. After eating your grape, my voice is getting much more beautiful.”

The famous godfather of the Mafia said, “Miss Cheng Ling, can you sell me one of your cucumbers? I was seriously injured in my early years and it’s hard for me to recover. Only your cucumbers can save me.”

Soon, everyone realized that almost all the rich and powerful families in the world had a favor to ask of the fake daughter, Cheng Ling. As long as she said a word, those rich and powerful people would be willing to do anything for her.

That was because Cheng Ling had a piece of divine soil in her hands. The fruits of vegetables grown from divine soil had all kinds of magical and powerful effects.

Third Master Qin, who was feared by all the aristocrats in the world and was rumored to be extremely cold and ruthless, pretended to be pitiful in front of Cheng Ling. “Ling Ling, my chest hurts. Come, come, come. Stay here tonight. When I take off my clothes, you can take a good look at me…”

Cheng Ling: “Stay away from me, don’t get in the way of my farming.”