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... er and had no energy to care about other things, so she simply blocked the little butler.

The little butler must have been looking for her a lot recently, which was why he was so resentful.

The more she thought about it, the more she felt sorry for the little butler. Gu Qingxue leaned forward and patted his head gently to comfort him.”l know 1 was wrong. How about this? I’ll treat you to some engine oil. Is one bucket enough?”

The little butler immediately snorted and looked ...

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