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... less questions!" She scolded him.

"But mother, I just wanted to know. You said penises can grow up to 15 cm, right? His is so much bigger than that!" The son said innocently, pointing at Alan's erect dick.

Mother was even more embarrassed. She couldn't believe her son was saying such things. "Shh! Don't talk about such things in front of the Lord! It's disrespectful!" She tried to quiet him down.

The son looked confused. "But mother, you said penises grow when they get ex ...

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