The Human Giant - Chapter 357 356: Yoze Is A Helpless Maiden

“This game is trash.”I spent my Friday night flaming the developers of Erosbound on the community forums, cursing their ancestors for six generations because of a broken boss fight.Turns out, you shouldn't do that.I woke up inside the game. Is this standard protocol now? Are game devs actually gods? I was ready to scream, but then I saw her.Why is that maid wearing an outfit that violates every labor law in existence? And why is she calling me Master with that hungry look in her eyes? Before I could even ask for a pause menu, she was already on her knees, giving my... Excalibur... a very enthusiastic polish.Holy sh*t. This feels heavenly.I take it back. Devs, you are geniuses. If this paradise is the punishment for toxicity, I should have flamed you sooner. I’m Alex Edelhart, and I’m about to speedrun this harem.Author's Note: WARNING: This is a pure fantasy adult novel. Do not bring your logic, physics, or real-world morals here. This world runs on “Erotic Game Logic.” If you are looking for a deep philosophical plot, look elsewhere. Intellectuals, stay away. This is strictly for the men of culture.Tags: [R-18] [Harem] [Academy] [System] [Maids] [MILF] [Monster Girls] [Weak to Strong] [Comedy] [High Smut] [No NTR]

On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant.

Four years later, she returns with her son.

A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world.

“Speak! Who is the child’s father?”

An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, “Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie’s goddess?!”

From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world.

In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips.

“Woman, do you know what’s the result of stealing my seed?”

“What?”

“From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday.”

Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

This novel is also known as Retrograde Gaming

Due to not being able to buy a game helmet, diabolical Li Huailin made a determined effort and made his own game capsule entering into the new online game 《Heart of Glory》. But he didn’t think that he actually got his game character stuck as a bug.

Other people get experience from fighting monsters, he loses experience from fighting monster; Other people get experience and money from doing quests, not only does he lose experience from doing quests, he even loses money.

Right when he thought that he couldn’t play this game anymore, his character died once and his experience suddenly skyrocketed. And thus he was enlightened…

If you don’t seek death then you won’t die, to level up Li Hailin started his life of desperately seeking death.

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( There are millions of books just like this but not quite this. )---Be warned this profound scripture isn't meant for those beneath the bone age of 18.Dual Cultivation isn't an art. It's the ultimate harmony of Yin and Yang and the balance of seasDrop by drop, step by step, join the journey to fight against the heaven and obtain the ultimate lustful Dao!!!* * *Crippled... Beaten... Humiliated.Bai Long was nothing more than a third-rate cocky young master with too much lust and too little power.A typical young master who gets beaten by the protagonist within 2 chapters and his own family hates him, afterward.After failing to drug and defile a jade fairy, he was publicly destroyed by two rising protagonists: his half-brother Bai Huan, and the righteous sect genius Yang Kai.Left to rot by his clan and sect for being a cripple and trash. Bai Long’s broken body became the perfect vessel... For someone far worse.A new soul descends... sinister, cunning, and utterly merciless.Gifted with the Jade Fairy System, this new Bai Long doesn't just seek revenge, he seeks domination.Peace!? We want violence, problems!! ALWAYS!!Every jade beauty shall kneel and worship his dragon rod.While every so-called “Son of Heaven” shall die a dog's death.And every sect that once mocked him shall burn.Father, you dare turn against me... Go meet Yama.Grandpa, Lord Yama wants to give you words of wisdom.* * *Cripple your cultivation base, drop all your possessions, kowtow 200 times, and hand over the Jade Fairy—she shall warm this Young Master's bed.If not, don't blame this Young Master for being merciless.Dao seldom peace, embraces violence.Tags: Pure Evil Mc, logical Mc, system, dragon inheritance, harem R-18, strong to stronger, Master-disciple, bloodline purity, protagonist-hunting, scaming, dominant Mc, threesome, Milfs, gilfs, pure jade fairies,* * *Juniors,Join the Cultural Dao temple for illustrations, exclusive chapters, and more nsfw images of jade fairies.This senior bids farewell.