The Earth Is My Dantian - Chapter 29 - Learning on My Own

It is an ultimate goal and dream for every man to be fully in charge of the power while lying drunk beside a beauty’s knees.

There was an ordinary man who had originally led a calm and average life. His life should have been mediocre throughout. However, one day he got a queer stone from an old swindler. Surprisingly, with the help of the stone, he actually possessed the ability to see through things. His whole life was turned upside down overnight. The door to a brand new world was open to him. In the end, having numerous beauties surrounding him, he got caught up in a relationship vortex, a grand scene of fighting over power: Starting from being a mediocre and nameless nobody, he overcame all the difficulties on the way and raked in the power, the beauty, and the wealth all in the end. Let’s have a look at how he had the whole city in the palm of his hand, how he lived a glorious life, and how he made himself a legend with just one simple stone.

On a certain day, Ji Xiao Li led his newly-acquired disciple into a dungeon, feeding him all sorts of priceless red and blue potions.

Teammate: f*ck, tyrant, you have an ore mine at home?

Ji Xiao Li: how did you know my family owns an ore mine?

【Teacher Orders a Salute：disciple, enter the sect, accept my guidance. Tell teacher, what is the sect’s foremost teaching?】

【Milk Tea Small Crisp：Master, isn’t our sect just you and I, what is the foremost teaching?】

【Teacher Orders a Salute：evil, evil disciple! I said to say it so say it!】

【Milk Tea Small Crisp：……】

【Milk Tea Small Crisp：Beat to death YueJian Chunhe that son of a bitch!】

YueJian ChunHe = Milk Tea Small Crisp = Ruan Fenghe

Teacher Orders a Salute = Ji Xiao Li

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A bittersweet drama: As long as the heroine forgives her kindly and kindly, pays without regrets, and gives up again and again until the bad guys who bully her are old and unable to act, she will get a happy ending.

When Mercury is dressed as the heroine of each bitterness drama…forbearance? Pooh.

Terrible heroine, change her life online.

Content tags: Time travel, face slap, fast wear, cool text
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Gentle and infatuated serious old cadre X natural tease and slice rogue Pippi

After Gu Zhong’s soul flew away and scattered, the fragments of his soul were scattered in the heavens and all walks of life, and each life would not end well because of unclear knowledge of people.

Being robbed of the country, being riddled with black material, being framed by climbing, being accused by thousands of people…

Ling Yan, who was finally able to pick up pieces and fight for his wife, came to the small world of the soul to see Gu Zhong’s miserable fate…

Let me see who dares to touch my wife? !

So the Lord God started a busy career of saving his wife.

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One of the world’s emperors and princesses

Di Shi: I would like to give all of it to you, Haiyan Heqing. Give up everything, including emotion and life.

Your Highness: So, this posture is still not very proficient. Why don’t you teach me a little more, sir?

Imperial Master:…Your Highness, please respect yourself!

The second agent in the world and the queen

Agent: I will pave a bright and smooth road for you, and no one will be able to bully you and humiliate you from now on.

Actress: There are rumors outside that I have a relationship with the gold lord. Is my sister responsible for me?

Agent: What do you want to do next?

The World’s Three Righteous Path Alliance Leaders and Demon Sect Leaders

Alliance Leader: I will offer you the entire martial arts forest to avenge your bloody revenge.

Cult Master: It’s so boring to fight and kill. Since the pavilion master knows the world’s affairs, why not practice one or two tonight?

Alliance Leader: I’ll look for any other martial arts secrets!

The Four Astrologers and Rebels of the World

Astrologer: The world abandons you and hates you, so I will be the enemy of the world and help you change your life against the sky.

Disobedient: The immortal master might as well count, when is it suitable for the bridal candle?

Astrologer:…There will be a strange treasure in the world tonight in Benjunguan.

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Content tags: strong, soft spot, sweet text, fast wear

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