The Duke's Bed Warmer - Chapter 15: Black Roses

Ajax used to coast through life before his parents died, after that he focused hard to try get his life back on track but that wasn't really happening and it all ended the day he got mugged. Given a second chance at life he now looks to become someone who matters and is willing to work hard from the beginning to make that happen.

Lin Changsheng travels through the world of immortal cultivation and obtains a Great Dao Simplification Panel. All kinds of cultivation techniques and immortal secrets can be simplified, making cultivation simple and easy.Archery Simplified = Touching the Bow, Iron Sand Palm Simplified = Rubbing Hands, Golden Bell Shield Simplified = Taking a BathGrass Flying Simplified = Running, Turtle Breath Technique Simplified = SleepingFox Demon Soul Forbidden Technique Simplified = Patting the HeadGluttonous Heaven-Swallowing Technique Simplified = EatingAlchemy Simplified = Rolling Pills, Array Simplified = Building WallsArtifact Refining Simplified = BlacksmithingSymbol Making Simplified = Writing

I’m an imperial uncle; his imperial majesty’s uncle.

Once, someone with nothing better to do took a comprehensive survey of the current dynasty, and summed up the imperial court’s three great cancers.

Wang Qin leads in corruption; the treasury is never full.

Yun Tang favours a few, forming cabals; leading to corruption in our politics.

Prince Huai plays with power, and serves as the head of a hundred poisons — thus causing instability to the throne.

When they talk about the most venomous of vipers, the wicked one who plays with power, the biggest cancer of them all, they’re talking about me: this insignificant prince, Prince Huai, Chengjun.

I can only say that I feel rather hapless in the face of these theories.

In truth, I have been ever dutiful, ever devoted, devoid of intention to monopolise power, and possess even less of a heart to covet the throne. In the entire imperial court, I dare say there is no loyal subject more loyal than I.

But, most tragically, in all the realm, the matter of my being a loyal subject is something that not many would believe.

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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator who defied the heavens, and surpassed all limits.

Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck here. Arrogant young masters? Heavenly tribulations? Cultivating for days on end, then getting into life or death battles?

Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here.

In which a transmigrator decides that the only winning move is not to play.