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... couting for new jokes.

Clown: You got one?

Pierrot: Yeah. Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, “I hate my mother-in-law.” The other replies, “Well, just eat your noodles, then.”

Clown: Haha. I knew it, you do exist!

Pierrot: Whoever said I didn’t?

Clown: A staff-dude and Doctor Oda.

Pierrot: And what else did they tell you?

Clown: Something about having had a sister, Kanzaki Aiko, was it?

Pierrot: Your first friend?

Clown: Hmm? Oh, I ...

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Bi Ming smiled lightly: “It sounds very interesting.”

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