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... (rolling eyes)

Philosophy is important, Ma. It helps us understand the world.

MRS. CALLAWAY

(scoffs, adjusting the settings on the printer)

Philosophy? Sweetheart, philosophy can't fill your plate. You gonna eat thoughts and prayers?

- CANNED LAUGH TRACK -

MRS. CALLAWAY

(shaking head)

No, no, sweetheart. What you need is a solid education in something grounded. Something you can use. Like this handy 3D food printer, by Ceglia!"

...

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I looked at myself in the mirror as a maid's voice, laced with trepidation, reached my ears.

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“I understand, y-young master.”

I paid no mind to her quivering presence, my gaze fixed on my reflection.

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