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... curated the selection a bit, since a lot of them were... nonsensical. Those which were nonsensical and funny remain. The rest, not so much.

Ive provided some commentary in italics below the AI-generated sections. Anything not in italics on this page was written by GPT-3.

Huge thank-you to Hazerdous1222, who... basically did all the work. I not only lack the time to figure this out, I also lack the brains. Hazardous is something of an AI genius.

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