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... mned fatty surnamed Duan, I curse that your future sons will have no ass!”


“Humble Daoist is a monk and will not marry or have kids.”


“You can even hear that?” Ye Fan was really a little frightened of him as he continued: “Old Daoist Duan you better be on your way, stealing three of my spiritual treasures, are you still unsatisfied?”


“I still have some affinity with little friend……” The fat ...

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