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"Oooh, interesting."

"There was once a girl who went to an abandoned temple," Lilith began, "and when she was exploring the ruins, she found an old statue. The statue had two arms and two legs, but instead of a head, it had a huge dick."

"What?!" Medea exclaimed.

"Yes, it had a dick instead of a head."

"But, how did it look? How was the dick?" Ava asked.

"It was big and thick, with a large, mushroom head."

"Damn, that sounds hot," Ava said, li ...

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