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"Mmmm" Looking around the store for a few seconds, the woman spoke "How are you doing in bed?"

"I don't understand your question..."

"Are you able to handle your boyfriend?" f𝐫𝑒𝗲𝙬𝒆𝚋𝐧૦𝘃𝗲l.c𝚘𝘮

"..."

Am I able to handle Christian?

Come to think of it...

I'm always the first one to fall, even though he comes inside a lot...

"What do you recommend?" looking at the woman with interest, continue "Don't recommend dildos, my ...

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