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If you don’t understand cycles, why not just follow human nature?

If you find someone who’s extremely smart, cling tightly to his coattails, follow his lead, and copy his homework.

If you find an idiot, do the opposite, and you’ll ascend to heaven just the same.

Of course, if you are that idiot, pretend I didn’t say anything."

"Hahahaha!"

A burst of raucous laughter exploded from the audience, and some of the women even laughed until they cried. ...

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“Fourth brother, will the teachers be mad if I sneak into your research institute? Let me take a peek,” she plotted, eyeing her handsome professor. A little hugging wouldn’t hurt!

“Fifth brother, that medicine you’re working on smells nice. Mind if I try a little taste…” she asked casually before sampling it. Tastes good! But now my head feels itchy—I better not be growing a brain!

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