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"No way, no way, I’m as thin as a fishbone, do you want me to snap in half under your weight?"

"You bastard!" Li Xinyuan was so angry that he laughed, forgetting his pain for a moment as he raised his fist and pummelled his best friend, twisting his knuckles on the latter’s temple. "What are you implying? Calling me fat, are you?!"

The young adult let out an exclamation of pain. "Ow, ow, ow! That hurts, dickhead. Who called you fat? I didn’t even say anything, ...

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WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

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WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

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