Pretending to Cultivate in Kindergarten - Chapter 16: Peculiar Events

After falling to my death, I woke up with two bodies?!Reincarnated as both a humble commoner boy and a privileged young noble girl, our protagonist enjoys their new chance in life with two different perspectives. Although they only wished for a peaceful life, the world had other plans in store, presenting them with a few unexpected obstacles along the way.Now, they find themselves confronted with bandits, secret evil organizations, terrifying monsters, and... romance?

Dragon 5th is a powerful lord with incredible martial arts, and yet is wasting away from a fatal disease. The only medicine which can cure his sickness lies in the clutches of his venemous ex-wife, Madam Lovesickness, and is guarded by 7 dangerous killers, fugitives of the martial world. To retrieve the antidote, Dragon 5th hires Liu Changjie, a skilled martial artist who loves drinking and women, but has a mysterious past. All is not what it seems in this wuxia heist story.

Kaka: Huang was the biggest contributor to the night in Istanbul, although he played less often.

Ancelotti: Huang is a super genius, but unfortunately he is not in good health.

Maldini: Huang is the most important player in the team. I suggest that the club renew his contract for another 5 years.

Barcelona: In order to sign Huang Kevin, we decided to sign his cousin with an annual salary of 1 million euros to show our sincerity. Milan’s veterinarian is not good, and he will not be injured when he comes to Barcelona.

Bayern Munich: We have a genius doctor!

Kevin Huang, the biggest jerk in football.

From fishing every day, he was forced to play every three to five games, and finally he was forced to become the savior of the team.

- Description from novelbuddy

What happens when you realise that in a world of pill popping murderhobo young masters, the true path to cultivation is by making a whole lot of drugs?Let's find out.What to expect?- A lot of spirit animals and pokemon references about them!- Grenades! Nukes! EXPLOSIONS!- Life and Death cultivation stuff- Alchemy Drugs- Far too many memes