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... my threat. This is the price for your misdeeds. Hehehe.

With that in mind, I stretched my hands and flexed my fingers, like a seasoned keyboard warrior capable of typing a hundred words per minute to troll and annoy people.

Me: Send me nude video of you playing with yourself. I want fresh one.

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Allysa: That's too much!!!

[Ding +10XP]

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Me: Yeah, my finger is also too heavy . It is just hovering over the share butto ...

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When her eyes opened again, it was a different person.

Since it’s an empress, then we absolutely must be virtuous, generous, correct the previous jealousy defect.

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In the end, they were also driven away.

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