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... >Your d*ck gets jerked but your head gets numb~"

This was Ben's reimagining of "All Star" by Smash Mouth. It was his victory song he composed in his sleep, an ode to the joy of getting nuts off and collecting achievements…

Fariq wasn't home now so Ben was alone in his room, sitting on his bed and going through yesterday's results.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Hide and Skeet (uncommon) - Use environmental cover to set up a seduction opportunity]

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Yun Rong modestly asked: “Then how could I meet him?”

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Yun Rong said innocently: “Wishing your family luck and prosperity!”

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