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... a legal or blood relative of a woman you've slept with]

Reading this, Ben nodded. "You've gotta keep your family close…" After though, he looked around in confusion. "But, shouldn't you also keep your enemies close?"

Then, he scratched his head. "Your sex friends should be close too..."

After a few seconds of staring into space, he gave up. "Damn it. I guess I need to keep every woman close…"

He'd made all the "close" sayings redundant…

So, he moved on as he read th ...

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Her eyes widened fearfully when she saw her handsome butler drop the rotting body into the fresh hole. She asked in horror, ”What are you doing?!“

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