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... There’s No Such Thing as Guarding Against Thieves for a Thousand Days

Zhou Shuyan shook his head, “How am I playing you? It was just a small joke, after all, we are on the same household registry now.”

Lu Youxi: “…”

She prided herself on her eloquence, but why did she always lose to him?!!!

So frustrating!

“I just go out less, it’s not like I never go out,” Zhou Shuyan chuckled lightly, explaining casually, “Moreover, the aunties in the village actually li ...

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