My Girlfriend is a Zombie - Chapter 806: Quietly Shooting

( There are millions of books just like this but not quite this. )---Be warned this profound scripture isn't meant for those beneath the bone age of 18.Dual Cultivation isn't an art. It's the ultimate harmony of Yin and Yang and the balance of seasDrop by drop, step by step, join the journey to fight against the heaven and obtain the ultimate lustful Dao!!!* * *Crippled... Beaten... Humiliated.Bai Long was nothing more than a third-rate cocky young master with too much lust and too little power.A typical young master who gets beaten by the protagonist within 2 chapters and his own family hates him, afterward.After failing to drug and defile a jade fairy, he was publicly destroyed by two rising protagonists: his half-brother Bai Huan, and the righteous sect genius Yang Kai.Left to rot by his clan and sect for being a cripple and trash. Bai Long’s broken body became the perfect vessel... For someone far worse.A new soul descends... sinister, cunning, and utterly merciless.Gifted with the Jade Fairy System, this new Bai Long doesn't just seek revenge, he seeks domination.Peace!? We want violence, problems!! ALWAYS!!Every jade beauty shall kneel and worship his dragon rod.While every so-called “Son of Heaven” shall die a dog's death.And every sect that once mocked him shall burn.Father, you dare turn against me... Go meet Yama.Grandpa, Lord Yama wants to give you words of wisdom.* * *Cripple your cultivation base, drop all your possessions, kowtow 200 times, and hand over the Jade Fairy—she shall warm this Young Master's bed.If not, don't blame this Young Master for being merciless.Dao seldom peace, embraces violence.Tags: Pure Evil Mc, logical Mc, system, dragon inheritance, harem R-18, strong to stronger, Master-disciple, bloodline purity, protagonist-hunting, scaming, dominant Mc, threesome, Milfs, gilfs, pure jade fairies,* * *Juniors,Join the Cultural Dao temple for illustrations, exclusive chapters, and more nsfw images of jade fairies.This senior bids farewell.

Whoever refuses to accept, come fight!

You, an ordinary human, transmigrated into this world along with a City-Destroying Calamity—Blood Moon.Just when you thought you could rise to the top of the world by awakening a system, you received the following mission:[Do not harm any living being for 10 years][Reward: Unknown God-Tier Reward]...Ten years later, during the Awakening Ceremony—“Hahaha! This loser actually awakened an F-rank talent—Furniture Craftsman!”“Looks like our academy's carpentry workshop finally has someone to carry on the legacy!”[Ding! Congratulations, host. Mission complete. God-tier reward unlocked.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinity Skill Points. You can instantly upgrade all skills to their MAX level.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinite Plunder. You can plunder any unowned skill traits.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinite Fusion. You can fuse all your existing skills and randomly generate new effects!]...Years later—A lean, handsome figure sat atop the frozen skies.Pointing your sword toward the heavens, you declared:“The fate of mankind shall be decided today.”And standing against you—was the very Sun, the celestial being humanity had worshipped for tens of thousands of years.Faintly, a string of symbols floated upon its blazing surface:HP: 999999999999999999

Darin was just a simple blacksmith. He wanted a quiet life, a steady job, and maybe enough money to fix the hole in his roof.But fate had other plans.Thanks to an unfortunate mix of coincidences, a ridiculous prophecy, and some very excitable villagers, Darin suddenly finds himself labeled as the reincarnation of an ancient, all-powerful Dark Lord. Now, knights want to slay him, cultists want to worship him, and political schemers want to manipulate him, all while he desperately tries to convince everyone that he is just some guy.With misunderstandings piling up faster than he can escape them, Darin must navigate a world that insists on making him its next great villain… whether he likes it or not.A comedy of mistaken identity, accidental power plays, and one very confused protagonist, I Was Mistaken for the Reincarnated Evil Overlord is a lighthearted fantasy adventure where every denial only makes things worse.