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... Day, God, I can't even imagine how the Dortmunds would laugh at us."

   "Ham, are you going to watch the game?"

   "Oh! Old Jess, I have a bad heart. My daughter won't let me go to the stadium to watch the game, not to mention the game where those Dort **** won the championship!"

   "Gosh, Ham, when did you check it out?"

   "The day before yesterday, I went to a backstreet bar, you know, that Eastern European lady made me lie on top of her and was sent to the hospit ...

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