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... o wash my ears! That fellow Taoist brought water!"

"That brother over there, lend me your earpick fairy for use!"

"There is water here, brothers come and wash...Puff, I'm sorry, I'll vomit for a while."

The platform at the exit was in a mess, the monks vomited in a mess, and the lethality of the earthy love words was comparable to that of biochemical weapons.

Xu Que looked at the crowd and shook his head with a regretful expression: "It seems that the poor monk's emot ...

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