MTL - This Simplification Is Too Outrageous - Chapter 394 Your stuff is confiscated!

“Look Left.”Pierre, a professional cynic and amateur MMA fighter, dies in a hilariously ironic argument with the author of a garbage-tier webnovel. His final complaint? The pathetic hero gets stronger by touching women's chests.As a reward for his “passionate feedback,” a bored god reincarnates him into that very world.Now, trapped in a story he loathes, Pierre is given a gift: a leveling system and a power far darker than the hero's “Boobie Boost.” His is called Essence Drain: a parasitic ability to steal power through physical contact, an intimate violation that feels dangerously good.The hero of this world can have the plot armor and the clichés. Pierre will use his intellect, his brutal new power, and his insider knowledge to hijack the story. His first move? Steal the hero's fated beautiful navigator before they can even meet.They call him a menace. A criminal. A terrorist. Fine. If fighting a world run by corrupt Marines and preening nobles makes him a villain...He'll become the greatest villain the world has ever seen.-----------Additional tags:No Incest, No Rape, No Yuri, Harem, No Loli, One Piece, Transmigration, Pirate, Pirates, Princess, Shonen, No NTR

In a time when the Divine Prefectures of the East Sea were in great disarray, Emperor Ye Qing and Donghuang the Great appeared to save the day. Under their rule, the prefectures united and all nations as well as their kings have been controlled. However, the legend of these two great heroes becomes altered when Emperor Ye Qing’s name is wiped from the history books after his sudden death. All statues and images of him were destroyed and his name a taboo. Only the legend of Donghuang the Great shall live on.

Fifteen years later, a young man by the name of Ye Futian begins his journey in search for his true identity. The legend of Futian was going to be one for the history books.

The Descent of the Dragon Tower.A young man refines the nine Dragon Emperors, cultivates the invincible Dragon Body of eternal glory.Slays the emperors of myriad heavens, gods, and demons alike, defying gods and Buddhas.Invincible across nine thousand realms!

The young man Ye Tian obtains the ability to copy the talents of others and now fights against the heavens to change his fate.He struggles to survive and protect his sister from the apocalypse of the alien beast invasion.In order to become stronger, he begins to explore the unknown world and gradually reveals the secret behind the invasion of the alien dimensions....Ye Tian: My friend, your ferocious beast, the armored rhinoceros, is pretty good. Can you let me touch it? The proud daughter of a certain heaven nodded in confusion. Ye Tian touched an armored rhinoceros and secretly copied the armored rhino's top defensive talent.Ye Tian: Friend, let’s be friends. Ye Tian stretched out his right hand, shook hands with the somewhat confused genius, and secretly copied the other person's advanced cultivation talent, revealing...